Score Classics

ScoreClassics, as the name implies, gives you the promise of something big, and the "Classics" part tells you that you will see legendary shit that will stand the test of time and be talked about for years and decades to come. The "Score" part tells you that you'll see someone get a big win - maybe it's your favorite basketball team from the '70s, but let's be real, you're reading this on ThePornDude. This big win is not a sport, a video game tournament or a gamble, and when it comes to scoring, it's about sex.

As the name implies, ScoreClassics.com is an archive of big-breasted retro smoozies, and Score Group has been making movies featuring the hottest women with the world's most massive struts for almost 30 years, so naturally we have a great back catalog. Catalog. If you love big boobs and are interested in vintage sex movies, you're guaranteed to enjoy this one.

A true scoring classic.

The ScoreClassics.com domain was registered in 2015, so this site didn't exist until The Score Group was in full operation. If a company is just starting out, it would be silly to add "classics" to the name, but it would be a good marketing gimmick nonetheless. But it's not a simple gimmick - they've really been producing big-breasted porn for decades. If you're interested in their current products, check out my review of their current porn site Scoreland.com.

The landing page promotes the product by saying, "Look at the legends before they were legends." The page itself has an old-school VHS feel, with light text and outdated typography. Classic MILFs, Alexis Love and Carol Brown, bare their legendary big boobs.

Score Classics includes some truly legendary porn stars with big breasts. There are such retro stars as Devon Daniels, Jean Oldfield and Katie Patrick. There are also older works by Erica Everest, Louise Montgomery, Salena and Debbie Ashby, all young kinky women who can give you a taste of the erotic pleasures their parents and grandparents experienced.

One of the cool things about this site is the raw, unprocessed porn from the '80s and '90s. The tour page has text about "Score Classics" explaining the backstory of the concept. Old tapes released at the time were stripped and filtered, and old audio was often destroyed or buried under Wauchika Wauchika soundtracks. The films on this site were recorded directly from the old UMatic and Beta tapes and contain all the bloopers and reshoots that were cut from the original release. You'll see cameraman's conversations, background conversations, and all sorts of things no one has ever seen outside the studio or editing room.

Cheaper than VHS collections

I've been thinking a lot lately about the price of pornography. It's designed to entice people to buy further memberships that are offeredcTime Machine in the Age of Big Boobs

Score Classics' library was recently updated with a 30-minute retro porn titled "Angelica and Natalia. Big Boob Infirmary." You can hear the cameraman directing the action in the first few seconds of the film, followed by a gaffe in which a certain big-breasted nurse laughs instead of checking the patient's temperature. Most porn sites don't have this explicit kind of footage, and you can appreciate how it goes from giggling practice and banter to the main event.

These girls have long hair and big breasts. Sometimes I think women with big breasts lose their natural understanding of anatomy, but that's not the case in this film. The two women are eager to touch, be touched, lick and suck each other's monstrous breasts. After a few minutes, the pussy eating begins, and in the middle of the film a dildo appears.

My only complaint about Score Classics is really not much.