YouTube NSFW ASMR
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We're in a weird part of the internet with this, boy. I miss the days when I was reviewing anal videos. It was the weirdest part of my job. These days, it feels like Zoomer is going too far. Today is about NSFW ASMR videos. I'm not going to analyze what that acronym stands for. It's a complex term for simple little effects in the brain when your back tingles or you feel drowsy. It sounds like an orgasm, but it's actually much more overwhelming. not sexual. It's just… relax.
ASMR videos used to be a great tool to help you sleep. Well, apparently, they're the perfect way to unload rocks. I have access to real porn and I'm not a teenager, so I've never actually tried to jack an ASMR video, which means I enjoy his ASMR-themed porn. It's pretty dank. However, this review is about his NSFW ASMR videos on his YouTube. How filthy can you really be on that platform before your video shoots out of the water.
Most of these videos are audio only. Some of them have babes in close-ups, breathing on camera. This covers his 99% of content. I'm not going to lie. This kind of content is hard to cover. It's casual and relaxed, but I know people go crazy for it. So I have to make an effort to get into that mindset. You have to imagine what it's like to be a loser who's obsessed with audio files of babies whispering sweets in your ear. Maybe this kind of content is made for deaf people. I fucking don't know Let's dive into it.
So many guys
The first thing you notice among his NSFW ASMR videos on YouTube is that most of them are actually made by guys, probably for chicks or gay guys. This was a real disappointment for me. I guess you could write specific search terms to filter them out, but I like to cover entire categories to find what's popular. Women are known to like the kind of porn that is really stupid, so I guess this makes sense. They don't like watching penetration and are not interested in solo masturbation play. They usually watch sensual lesbian videos and gay shit this way.
So what are these daddy videos actually about? These burly chads deep whisper about how they turn you into a cock slave. It's almost romantic shit made by a boyish little twink, half of which has a foreign accent. I don't mind the accent, but I can't get the young singing voice out of my head. I thought women liked men to be masculine. His deep voice is masculine. What is this pussy ass gay shit. who will fall for this
Alright, let's stop complaining for now. If you like confident little twinks whispering sweet words in your ear, YouTube will satisfy you. You don't even have to look far. They are literally the first results at any point in time. Now, let's scroll down a little further and go to Boobs.
Tentacle girl
This headline is taken verbatim from the first video in which the girl appears. It's a random bitch with very little following for a horny guy. She has an entire episodic series telling the story of a hot female monster about to devour your cock.Most of the content is of her smacking her lips into a microphone only. I think the best way to enjoy this girl's content is to lie on her bed with her headphones up to her ears and pretend she's on top of you and turn off the jack .
She'll give you explanations from time to time so you know who you're having sex with and what's really going on in the story. But most of the actual audio is just her making kissing noises. There are also some sexual moans, but it doesn't mean she can ask you to dick her without her video getting banned by YouTube.
This kind of monster her videos with stories and narratives are very common here and I think it appeals to geeks who like roleplaying. They're pretty easy to get into, and worth coming back for if you're curious about the actual story. Thousands of results are displayed here. These babes are really invested in the stories they write for you. I think you can pretend they're shoving a mic up your vagina when you're having sex.
Some real videos
Scroll down far enough through these results and you'll eventually see a real video of her with a 4k girl on your screen. I'm a visual learner, and I also like staring at chick boobs, so I heartily recommend these videos over audio-only shit. Given the option, I always choose videos that show me babes in action. i am a simple man. I can see your boobs. I whip my penis.
These are actually pretty good. You can see the appeal of jacking off these kinds of NSFW ASMR videos unlike audio tentacle shit. You get a full view of the babe and she usually sits very close to the camera. Plus most of them use very high resolution cameras which gives you a lot of quality. There is common sense to make the cleavage super low, and the fucking is perfect. Of course, they can't flash their nipples, but they're as close as they can be.
Videos are usually at least 20 minutes long. Some even run for an hour. They're pretty innovative too. Some people try to make you experience like a girlfriend. Others go in the direction of a sort of BDSM or jerk-off instruction without saying adult shit outright. Again, remember that YouTube doesn't allow them to talk openly about cocks. But they avoid the line whenever possible.
I was actually able to find a few playlists from the results. They found the hottest bitches on YouTube and put them all in one neat little list so you can fap without having to go back to the results. summarized in Some of these babes have gotten really innovative. They're really trying to pack as much smut as possible without losing monetization. One example is this masseuse bitch I found. I'm massaging a naked chick from the front, but I can't see the goods because I'm shooting from behind. Anyway, she rubs the oil on her back for half an hour or so while whispering some sensual shit into the microphone. You can get better lesbian porn on porn tube, but if you're stuck on YouTube, you can easily load up on this content.
Tons of random shit
YouTube has always been attractive to content creators. Again, the same logic applies in NSFW ASMR videos. These chicks and dudes are free to make all kinds of ASMR videos of her and just upload them for the world to see. And they all have funny followings. It doesn't matter how corrupt they are or how meaningless they are.
For fuck I found Among Us videos in my first 10 search results for her. No, it wasn't a mistagged fluke. It was a real adult her ASMR experience by a chick, done entirely within the Among Us universe. There were even pics of the damn game to add to the immersion.
You will never find this kind of randomness on a porn tube. Porn tubes are all about cocks and pussies. YouTube, on the other hand, can do whatever you want. The site also has no shortage of storage or bandwidth, so you can see that it will continue to grow.
Sorting NSFW ASMR content can be problematic, but that's what personal playlists are for. Don't be afraid to dive into random guy's favorite videos. You never know what kind of corruption you will encounter.