XMoviesForYou

In the old days, if you mentioned free sex tubes (like XMovies), there was a line of blowjob lovers lined up at the door. That's why they banned the sale of ratty sex tubes in my town. These days, free sex-tubes are something else entirely. That's why I want to introduce you to X Movies For You.

The site XMoviesForYou.com is in line with what modern perverts expect, offering sex tubes, but at first glance it's something else entirely. They are behind the times or ahead of the times. There's only one way to find out.

What's going on.

Seeing something different is a bit of a shock, since the tubes mentioned above are often made in a pretty standard format. That is unless you are Amish or some other shit. In that case, you might be shocked to see a huge image of Adriana Chechik with her legs over her head and her knob stretched over her huge cock.

XMovies For You offers you a blog-style layout instead of the wall of pornographic thumbnails you'd expect to see on a site that offers sex movies. Each thumbnail still links to a dirty movie, but instead of a solid grid, you get a bunch of squares with lots of text. Frankly, too much text. The title and first sentence of the synopsis take up as much space as the picture.

The big picture of Adriana's coat takes up as much screen space as the other pictures. Is this her latest work or does she just want me to see it. Either way, dozens of scenes on the home page were added today. The site has a weird format that I don't really like, but at least they keep updating it.

Watching movies on the weird tube.

I understand that a lot of people don't care about the design. You love porn, right. On the surface, of course, it looks good. There are interracial threesomes and teen blowjobs among cuckold sessions and taboo scenes. I've always liked pseudoincest, so I clicked on the thumbnail of a girl kneeling and looking at her stepfather's dick.

The video page itself, like the rest of XMoviesForYou, does not look like a tube. It is also presented in the style of a blog. At the top appears a brief description of the video and a large image of a girl on the floor. I also get a strange sense of déjà vu: the video is not a video player, it's a video player. Instead of one video player, as on other sites, there are three built into the page.

I click on the first player; after about 10 seconds of buffering, a tired, beautiful woman appears on the screen, leafing through a book. Her father comes up behind her and starts rubbing her shoulders.

I move on to the scene with the dog, and then it hits me. I think I've seen this woman somewhere before - I've seen her get a boner in DadCrush. Maybe I just remembered her from the watermark in that one-hour porn movie.

I'll watch porn, but I'll watch my feet.

I had good luck with two of the three players on this page. They played the movies without much of a problem, other than the increased buffering that I prefer; the third link sent me to a weird spam page claiming to be trying to watch a video and sent me to the Google app store or a very good identity theft fake.

I was going to write about how easy it is to download from XMoviesForYou, thanks to a third-party host. This is usually what happens with sites like this. I suppose with a little research I could save the movies, but I couldn't find an easy way to do it directly from this site. It's a shame because many of these sites offer easy access to both streaming and downloading. It's a shame because many of these sites offer easy access to both streaming and downloading.

I use an ad blocker and I guess you do too, unless you are very old or completely retarded. After watching this video, the number of spam blocked was 20. I also got a message from my browser that XMoviesForYou is trying to download a script from an unauthenticated source. I don't know what that means, but I know it's not good.

Where's the beef. Or it's tuna.

The layout of the first page was sparse, and I wasn't even sure if XMoviesForYou had tags or categories. The header also lacked a link to the main list, as most movie sites do. In fact, the site has very few headlines. There is a logo, a link to the main page, and a search icon. Other than that, there is nothing else.

The lack of a basic structure would be odd for any porn site, but this site is already odd. In the end, I did manage to find some information on Katie Kush's movies.

Category: 'Blonde', 'Teen' Tags: 'DadCrush', 'Katie Kush' This clip is listed; it's an hour-long scene, but the number of categories and tags is pretty low. You won't find this clip if you search for 'cockfucking', 'spooning' or 'doggy style'.The good news is that there are 12 more movies with Katie, and perhaps as many as eight pages of DadCrush videos. The Blondes and Teens archive, of course, runs into the hundreds of pages. There is an enormous amount of material collected here, though not even half-ordered.

The use of the site name as a tag line can either be annoying or gratifying. What is disappointing here is the lack of a list. Whether it's a teen fisting movie or the latest TrueAnal movie, the only way to find something here is to know what you're looking for and hope it's properly tagged.

Fair Trade and Debauchery.

Swapping free porn for spam is common on any site, and sites like XMoviesForYou that specialize in premium content tend to have more spam than others. That's not surprising here. You'd be hard-pressed to find material anywhere that wasn't a ton of spam, much of it potentially dangerous. Spam is a problem with this site, but I don't think it's any worse than many others.

The biggest problem with XMoviesForYou isn't even the spam or the fact that it doesn't follow all the standard sex-tube formats we know. And it's not even the fact that they make you fiddle with other file hosts.

The problem with this weird site is that it is very poorly organized. The videos are not clearly tagged, there are no categories or tag pages. Unless you want to play with the search bar, you can't browse the site with any vague idea of it.

In the end, it's not a bad deal because you get to watch porn for free, which would otherwise cost you at least $30 a month. That's the price of one paid site, but XMoviesForYou is like a ton of sites combined into one. I prefer to go to sites that are better sorted by their huge collections, sites like XMoviesForYou (often referred to as 'xvideosforyou', 'xxxmoviesforyou', 'xmovies4you', 'xmoviesforyoy', ' xmovieforyou') are fine if you are not too picky but want something sophisticated, feature-length and free.