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The first depiction of a man having sex was drawn on a cave wall thousands of years ago. These crude sketches were not intended for viewing, but they were enough to set fire to the caveman's balls. Of course, they are useless today, but we are indebted to the ancient cave painters. Without these artists, we wouldn't be seeing red-haired dwarf sisters clipping a stuffed wild pig with scissors now.

What kind of grease cavemen used in the past. Peat moss. Wet ash Muddy water Women could sell natural pussy juice as lube in exchange for twigs and berries. Women extract twigs and berries, men lubricate twigs and berries. Sounds like a fair trade to me.

It may have been a dry stroking, but think about it. All men are soft and pink, so they can be stroked dry. The roughest objects to touch with your belly are the keys on a keyboard. Our ancestors swung firewood, threw spears, and lit fires. How could their hands not be rough, punching tacos, blocking. It was much better to masturbate with a belt sander.

Eventually, as technology evolved, images of sex migrated from cave walls to earthenware. Finally, pornography was brought into the home where it belonged. These pictures were more kinky decoration than fuel for masturbation, but they could do the trick if you were desperate enough. At this point, however, pornography was no match for the human imagination. Clay sculptures don't compare to tools behind the eyes and between the ears.

Before the invention of the camera, the human spirit could not overcome technology. Sculpture and painting were close, but Renaissance artists did not make hentai. Illustration still had a long way to go to reach the genius of animated pornography. If only we could travel back in time and bring them examples of their work. They would love to know the impact they had on modern art, watching squid tentacles fuck big-breasted, triangle-headed, big-eyed freaks.

I often wonder how long it took since the invention of the pinhole camera for someone to get naked in front of the camera, I don't think it would have taken more than a month, and I'm sure it would have been much less than a month for someone to get naked in front of the camera. That's because it took a lot of preparation to make it happen. After all, they had to be outside in natural light. The townspeople didn't pay attention to the naked woman standing in the garden. I wonder why. But I have a more developed sense of morality and pleasure than pagans.

The images produced by the camera obscura could only be captured and preserved if someone drew and painted them themselves. This was great progress, but it did not help the common man to masturbate his primitive penis.

However, the camera obscura was the catalyst for the invention of the realIf you have problems, Vintage8mmporn has a help page with pictures showing exactly how they upload content.

As a lover of pornography in general, my collection goes back several decades. As a wine sommelier for naked women, I can tell a date from a single photo, and my knowledge of pornography is second to none. Porn enthusiasts like me are required to verify the provenance of their lovemaking. I think you'd be surprised at how big your erection can become. Just because a device is old doesn't mean it can't run like clockwork.

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