Undertable

From the moment I heard the title, I was intrigued by Undertable because it reminded me of the sexy secrets shared by dinner guests. A visit to the site convinced us that it really is. As the name implies, the discreet affair takes place right in front of us - next to the dinner table. This site may be the key to that.

For those of you who still don't know what I'm talking about, let me explain a little more: Undertable.co calls itself the No. 1 adult community in Asia, but what exactly does that mean. The site is a thriving forum for Asian swingers. The site has been around for several years and now has about 150,000 monthly visitors. Any message board is only as good as its users, so I was excited to see so many swingers. So, what conversations are going on.

Under a desk somewhere in Asia.

Before we go any further, it will be helpful to know what Undertable means when it talks about Asia. There are no sub-bulletins here dedicated to Chinese, Korean or Japanese swingers, so if you're from those regions, you better choose something else from the main list of dating sites on ThePornDude Undertable is for swingers from Singapore, Indonesia, the Philippines and Thailand. The site is aimed at swingers in Singapore, Indonesia, the Philippines and Thailand. There used to be a subforum here for the Malaysian scene, but links to that section now lead to the sister site SwingThat.

However, the main activity seems to take place in the Singapore section, which is divided into 11 different subforums - the "Women Seeking Men" section alone has about 50,000 posts to date. Most of the subforums are divided into classic ad styles, such as "Couples looking for couples," "Men looking for women or couples," and "Transgender/crossdressers looking." There are also General Chat, Hotwife and Kinks and Confessions, as well as an SG Members Media Showcase original content board.

In other countries, by contrast, there is a noticeable lack of presence. Whether this reflects the hot wives/swingers scene in those countries, or just the popularity of Undertable.co in those countries, is not clear. The Indonesian and Filipino communities of Undertable, Swingers Seeking and Media Showcase, which are divided into two subsections. Thailand doesn't even have a Media Showcase.

The boards end with Introduce Yourselves in the Kinks, Fetishes and Lifestyles section and Trade Hub, where members try to sell each other vibrators, photos, pure honey and used underwear. The variety of the market is astounding, especially for a swingers forum, and I felt like I had fallen down the rabbit hole after browsing ads for a while. I came here to browse the Asian Swingers Forum and ended up interested in Magical Arouse Water, "Strong and effective for 40 minutes to an hour. Tested and used on women." I may have to write this guy.

Lots of naked Asian women and swinger porn.

Most of Undertable.co can be viewed without logging in or registering an account. However, if you just hang around doing nothing, you'll miss out on some of the best work. The media gallery I mentioned earlier is just a blurry row of pixels until you register an account. After filling out the form, I was told that my profile would be reviewed and verified shortly, but I was able to start viewing photos right away.

As soon as I registered, before I was verified, I also received an offer to upgrade to a lifetime VIP membership for S$128. I didn't even know there was a premium account, so I clicked to find out more. Oddly enough, the information/registration page turned out to be a broken link. The suggestion of a non-functioning link kept popping up periodically while I was on the site.

Well. Personally, I was looking forward to seeing the free amateur porn posted on the Undertable.co forums. It wasn't just the Media Showcase subreddit, but all the subreddits with dirty pictures on them. First of all, if you look at the Women Seeking Men forum in Singapore, at least half of the posts contained pictures of topless beauties, close-up pussy or full-length sex pictures. The rest of the posts were cleaner shots of lingerie, bikinis or tight dresses, suggesting what swingers were looking for.

Of course, SG Media Showcase is even better. There is no ability to filter by sexual orientation, so you end up seeing a lot of pictures of dicks. My eyes tend to go straight to spunking hyphos, boob shots, and amateur BDSM, so they seem like noise to me. This thread was called "Secret Life" and included pictures of skirt-wearing, hand-jobbing, clamping, and MMMF orgy photos.Sometimes the thumbnails were blurry, as if I had not yet entered Undertable. When I clicked on a topic, a large blurry photo was displayed, each with a message that the user had made the photo available only to premium users. A 'UPGRADE TO VIP' button was also displayed, showing the page not working.

Undertable's greatest strength lies in the size and enthusiasm of its user base. It really is a thriving online community of Asian swingers who are constantly posting. To date, there are hundreds of thousands of posts on the site's various forums, including some dirty pictures.

Similarly, the total number of Undertable.co users is nowhere indicated. While many forums proudly display the number of their employees on the home page, Undertable has an air of secrecy. This makes a lot of sense, given that sprawling activities are not always welcome in this world. The privacy policy is quite ordinary, and not much personally identifiable information is collected other than name, username, email, and IP address.

There is a forum for introducing new users, which for some reason is under the heading of kinks, fetishes and lifestyle. If you look, you'll see that there are new members every day. Because, seriously, when you sign up for an adult or other forum, as often as you post on a "dating board," you have to assume that the user base is growing much faster than this. If it wasn't mandatory, most people wouldn't do it.

Chatting.

Undertable has a live chat feature that many users use. If you look now, hundreds of users have a green dot next to their name indicating that they are online. There is very general and friendly conversation going on today, lots of greetings and how's it going, but not much sex.

Interestingly, I had to open Undertable.co in a separate browser to access the chat room. My account is not yet verified, so I can't officially enter the chat room. Interestingly, you don't have to be logged in to view it, so you can log in through another browser.

The biggest problem I've encountered with the site is the weird premium settings. When browsing the site, I'm constantly being prompted to buy a premium account, but the link doesn't lead anywhere. I might be able to access it if my account is eventually approved, but I'm still waiting. I may not even want to try again, since my profile picture met the criteria, but was ultimately rejected. Although I was a little annoyed by the aggressive ads and blocked content, I still felt the site was worth the visit.

Undertable.co offers more than I expected from an Asian swingers site. For one thing, it's one of the few sites of its kind geared toward Asian countries. Also, users post a lot of amateur pornography, so it's worth checking it out even if you don't live in Asia or plan to check it out. Speaking of which, I may have to book a plane ticket to Singapore.