Twistys

Ah, the Curvy Web. I have fond memories of spending hours abusing evil sticks and watching girls lick cocks and play with each other's tits on the site. It's practically an institution. If you're the kind of person who pays for sex movies, chances are you signed up at some point. I have to admit, I haven't thought much about them all these years.

In less than a decade, Twistys has racked up 22 million sessions a month. They have currently purchased around 2 million. This is a pretty solid figure by most measures, but very disappointing compared to their glory days. Have the Twistys really fallen that far or are they just a victim of market saturation. Remember, the preview videos on the landing page look like high-quality porn, so you have to dig deeper.

Tat's a lot of dirt

Once you land on the landing page, it's tempting enough to see beautiful nude women creaming their boobs. Complex numbers may not make you difficult, but they can be more attractive.

Twistys membership now includes unlimited streaming of daily updates for 15 years. This includes over 60,000 videos and over 4,000 different models. Holy Living Mother of Intercourse, that's an impressive stock. There are also 2 million photos if you want to process them into still images.

Twistys is truly a network, so signing up gives you full access to 10 other sites. Some sites haven't been updated in years because they've been around for so long that they more than make up for it with new products. The money and effort is better spent on fresher products.

Membership has benefits

The main screen of the member page has some large slides at the top. Most of them lead to fresh porn movies like Lick My Pussy starring Kimmy Granger or Molly Stewart's Bubbles Not Boys. Others will try to sell you a premium account or a membership on another porn site.

In addition, there are images of the month's treats. Sort of like "Employee of the Month" for Twistys naked girls. Instead of giving hard workers 30 minutes of PTO, we give dedicated viewers exclusive videos, photos and interviews. This month it's a hot brunette named Eliza Ybarra.

The following are the 10 most recent updates. At least once a day, but sometimes more. Most porn sites immediately display an endless grid of movies, so it would be an interesting move to not include them on the main page. Hover your mouse over the image to see more screenshots from this movie.

Beneath the clips are the treats of last month's month, most of them taking their panties off to expose their breasts. A text list of the site's current top models. Aubrey Sinclair currently kills him with a 9.86 rating.

HD spanking session

I ended up watching Don't Worry About the Sweater for MomKnowsBest. In it, Treat of the Month, Eliza hangs out with the older gorgeous redhead Lauren Phillips. The movie was streamed in full screen HD with little buffering, but you can choose a lower quality if you have a slow connection. You can also download clips in any of the available qualities.

The Twistys pornstar and category tags are very well implemented, making it easy to keep track of what you like. Don't wear a sweater. The sweater above contains a list of 21 different sex acts and interests, as well as the names of movie talents. Clicking on any of them will show more of the same.

Eliza and Lauren were dripping from my cock to continue the girl on girl action, so I pressed Lesbian. The search yielded 256 videos and 138 photosets. I have to finish this review, but I definitely need to see the clip called Vinyl Obsession. A screenshot of a cutie with glasses and a beanie showing off her girlfriend's cunt and it looks absolutely majestic. Click on the heart to add it to your favorites.

The search screen allows you to narrow these results down to something more convenient. You can sort by release date, rating, number of views, or title. I wonder what kind of freak organizes by name. It seems useless if there is no attachment to a particular character. The letter F pisses you off.

You can also filter the results by date, including upcoming releases. In my opinion, the option to add tags to your search is the most useful here. let's break it down

If you have serious taste for one of the sites on the web, you can browse it yourself, but it's easier to sort through and find the entire collection on the Twistys central site. places.

Both WhenGirlsPlay and MomKnowsBest focus on lesbian scenes. MomKnowsBest is one of my favorites because I love all the taboo element. It's so sweet and gentle for a MILF to teach a young slut the magic of spanking and scissors. Check out this clip from Sugar Mamma Salon featuring Daisy Lee and Eva Long.I'm thinking of getting a haircut there. Give a whole D instead of a tip.

TwistysHard has all kinds of hardcore porn. It may seem redundant for the network to dedicate an entire site to hardcore. Considering the content has already been blown around the world, Twistys actually has a lot of softer films, including solo scenes and light lesbian orgies. Limit your search to TwistysHard if you should see a bulging penis actually splitting the bitch in half.

Nicole Graves and Annette Dawn are two blonde porn beauties who have their own site on Twistys. Both babes seem to prefer to play with their pussy, but Nicole has several places to play with lesbians.

TwistysTeasers has only a few updates and is deprecated in 2014. Looking at the screenshots, it's hard to guess what the topic was, other than a beautiful young chick playing pranks on camera. Twistys.com says they have launched the site to bring you the latest, hottest, freshest and most exclusive content. This is what the whole network is doing, so it's no wonder they abandoned this project.

BlueFantasies has been described as "making the world's most beautiful women show off their hot bodies". It's pretty vague, but the screenshots give you a good idea of what to expect. The last update was almost 10 years ago.

EuroFoxes and BustyOnes offer similar soft content targeted at certain types of porn babes. If you can't tell which type from the name, you're hopeless and don't even know how you got into the "web".

So what the hell is the problem

You know, I've been really digging around there and looking for any hints as to why the traffic is so much lower than it used to be. The models are beautiful, horny and sexually gifted. Videos and photos are crisp, polished and professional. The website design is very functional and easy to use.

With so much free porn on the internet, it's easy to become a trashy masturbator. Most people don't seem to want to trade cash for obscenities anymore. (often used) fits well. If you have a few extra dollars, check it out.