TubeSafari

Tube Safari is a funny name for a porn site. I mean, you already know what it is because you read this review on ThePornDude, but imagine if you didn't. It sounds wholesome, like taking the family out on a hot summer day. How many people set up a site thinking they could rent an inner tube and relax and play in a man-made river? Considering that the site gets 60 million hits a month, I'm sure there are more than a few.

Of course, you know better than that, because if you follow the link to TubeSafari.com, you will see that it is a free pornographic video site with plenty of content for penis shaking. It's not an uncommon site on the Internet, but as I said earlier, these guys get a lot of traffic. I don't even like to review free video sites unless they are getting at least as much traffic as your mom, which is why I have lube to test-fap this piece a bit. With any luck, I'll be here all day.

Surfing on TubeSafari

TubeSafari has actually been around since 2015, but don't feel bad if you're late to the party. It's just that they've been building their collection for so long that it's a lot more fun; six years is a long time to live a natural life in Internet years, but these guys have been growing all along. To date, more than 22 million videos have been posted.

Some may wonder why there are so many videos. For example, Pornhub has about 3.3 million, XNXX has 8.7 million, and xVideos is finally approaching 10 million. Well, the secret is that TubeSafari is not strictly a porn tube, but a porn search engine.

In other words, it indexes and embeds movies from many video tubes. As soon as I started clicking on thumbnails, I noticed that many of the videos were hosted on Pornhub. Unfortunately, I could not find a complete list of sites included in TubeSafari, but it is safe to say they got a lot of them. A quick look from a few sources does not show 22 million skeevy movies.

What kind of menu?

Such a setup has some major advantages that anyone with a pulse or an erection knows about. For one thing, the range of content is ridiculously wide. Right now, the top page features a black threesome, a redhead in doggy position, a big-ass MILF having an orgasm in the kitchen, and a gangbang of Japanese women getting fucked by bananas. There is also squirting and lesbianism, BDSM and POV blowjobs, mother-in-law incest, and the odd medical fetish. I haven't even read the first page yet.

And who makes these fuckflicks? Sure, there are plenty of amateur productions, but there are also movies from some of the biggest, most popular, and well-known brands in porn, including DogFarts, Reality Kings, BangBros, PervMom, and Digital Playground, and I didn't even scroll I just pulled it off the top page. This place is so densely populated with the damn good stuff that there is no such thing as a flaccid fap in a weak blue ball of 22 million junk porn.

Not to mention that with all the big studios and premium sites on Tube Safari, you can find the hottest porn stars in the world. Again, without even looking at the top page, I was able to watch Alex Coal and Candace Von in lesbian play, Brittney Amber butting with her son-in-law, Lela Star inserting herself into Lela's ass, and Alexis Fawx masturbating in the shower. Then, a little taken aback, I typed Abella Danger's name into the search bar, and TubeSafari brought up over 2,000 videos featuring this Cuban busty goddess. So, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take a break from writing this article for a few hours.

By the way, I wish TubeSafari.com had a Pornstars page and a Studios page. These are helpful when you are browsing and not quite sure what you want to hit today. Eventually, I think the search engines will find almost every video hooker or studio you can think of, but sometimes it is fun to browse. I always like the pornstar galleries with thumbnails, usually because I can find a sexy new girl whose name I don't know.

But there is a nice category index. It has dozens of sub-genres of smut with thumbnails and a much longer text list. And given the number of videos listed on Tube Safari, it is a surprisingly slim and well-curated list, with none of the duplication or redundant tags you might find on similar sites. As a porn reviewer and a porn fan, I appreciate it very much.

Now, let's get to this smut. If you're the kind of indecisive motherfucker who struggles to choose what to watch on Netflix, TubeSafari.com's 22 million videos can be a bit overwhelming. I sometimes wonder where to begin a fap test, but in this case I knew from the start. With a typical cookie setup, it tracks what you are looking at and gives you a "Recommended for You" section at the top of the screen. Since this is my first visit, this section has some random stuff in it, but they seem to have read my mind.

One of the thumbnails at the top of the screen is a big red-headed ass getting fucked in the doggy position, and I've been thinking about that the whole time I've been writing this, with my hard penis banging against the bottom of my desk. So I figured this would be the perfect place to see just how fappable this site is.

Here's a 7-minute video on Pornhub. When I clicked the play button, I didn't notice any buffering at all, but since it's streaming embedded in the hub itself, there's plenty of bandwidth; after Pornhub's drum intro, the video showed this woman on all fours, her backside swaying back and forth. The blue bedsheets are a nice contrast to her beautiful tanned skin and emphasize her perky ass. Finally, she turns over, spreads her legs, and begins rubbing her pussy flesh for the camera.

It's a nice bit of homemade smut that smoothly transitions into a blowjob before we see the POV doggy position. The resolution is excellent for an amateur movie, and the running time is far superior to the 30-second blowjob clips shot on an iPhone.

Of course, Tube Safari has little to do with this film other than indexing it and posting it on their site. It can be difficult to judge a site like this based on the content you are viewing. What matters is the quality of the collection. There is a good reason people use Google instead of Bing, and for the same reason they want to read TubeSafari instead of an off-brand shitty porn site full of spam and lousy videos.

Speaking of spam, I didn't see a single ad when I visited this site. Perhaps that is partly because I always use an adblocker, as does anyone with more than half a brain, but it is also a reflection on the site. I get review requests all the time from spammy shitty sites that try to steal your identity by blowing up your browser with malicious ads that slip through plugins, and that doesn't happen on this site where you can watch 22 million videos.

We keep dropping this number, but at the end of the day, it's one of TubeSafari.com's strong points. Few sites offer so much free porn in one place, especially when it comes to convenience here. No wonder it has maintained such a large user base for so long. This is a killer porn search engine.