TSDates

TS Dating One of the great things about being an internationally known porn guy is that bitches always want my cock. I find them on the go, I find them online, and they always want it unconditionally. And when it comes to these girls on these dating sites, when it comes to strings attached, there's always an extra dangling between their legs. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, and all the shemales old enough to fuck, TSdates.com is just such a site.

The TS Dates header says Premium Adult Transsexual Dating Site, and that's what you wanted, right? With any dating site, you want lots of people to sign up and stay connected at all times. You won't find any trannies waving their penises in your face if you look for them in a virtual ghost town; TSdates has about 100 million members and claims to have "more single local transsexuals than any other site."

Tons of trannies in your area

The landing page showcases some of the hottest ladyboys on the site. Honestly, if I were uneducated, I would think these bitches' pussies are clean and tight, but they actually have big, throbbing dicks. The women with cocks shown at the top of the screen look like models, and they probably are. Just below them, though, are a few profile pictures of actual users.

Apparently, 90,000 users are connected to the site right now. This is quite a few trans dating sites, but you can't even take a peek without signing up. There are 1.5 million users in my state alone, so I'd love to get in and take a look. That is a lot fucking more than I expected and I kind of wonder if it really is.

Registration is quick and easy. You are asked if you are male, female, or trans and who you are looking for. You can enter your sexual orientation, body type, and a few other personal details, but it is not required. Choose a public username and write a short description about yourself. You will immediately receive a registration email, click on the link, and you are registered.

Surprise. They want a piece of your money.

As soon as I clicked on the email link to confirm this bastard account, TSdates dropped me on a payment page with several membership options. The standard monthly fee for a Gold membership is $40, but by default they try to sell you a year's worth. This would cut the fee in half, but would still result in a $240 charge to my credit card, which I might have to explain to my wife.

Gold members have immediate access to millions of full profiles, sexy videos and photos of people they want to hook up with right now. This is a verbatim excerpt from their membership agreement. If I was trying to suck a seamer's dick, I'd be a little annoyed. I've paid more to see a woman ping pong ball out than I would have paid to just get laid for a few bucks.

TSdates are still not kind to your wallet. You can also enhance your plan with a standard contact. This is usually $21 a month, but is set at just over $1,000 for a year. What a deal. But if you roll with the default, pre-selected options, it's about $350. I hope it works out.

This standard contact is for the rich perverts to fuck with the broke perverts. Gold members have unlimited access to all members, but free members can't contact gold members or see their full profiles unless that member upgrades their account. I'm confused. Please don't blame me; I'm not sure how to fix it. It is probably intentional. People spend more money when they think they need to.

Or free walkie talkies and fuck-arounds.

On the payment page it looks like you need pocket money if you want to play on TSdates. The "continue" button under the payment options appears to be the only way out. If you're a cheapskate, or if you're still not sure if you really want something weird that involves a giant cock, just click the home icon.

The main screen of TSdates looks like a cross between a porn site and Facebook. The sidebar is about your friends, flings and messages. I'm new here and don't know anyone, so all I see is a bunch of zeros next to everything. If I have friends, their new posts should be featured in my member activity feed. They've been kind enough to fill in what I might be interested in, but if I really want to get a woman's penis up my ass tonight, I'll be even more interested.

At the top of the screen is the online member selection. I have not paid for an account, so these are obviously people who have paid for enhancements. Some are masculine men in women's clothing, some are there. One is sucking a big dick and seems to be playing with the amateur pornography that I, as a free user, have been locked out of. Their names, ages, and genders are displayed, but hovering over them reveals more information.

If you hover over a preoperative woman on hormone therapy seeking safe play, you will see ....... This is her self-introduction, demanding to be taken advantage of by men with huge hang-ups until she begs for mercy. She is less than 50 miles away from me, so a hookup tonight is definitely a possibility. A check of other online users shows that TSdates has chosen to show me trannies who are relatively close to me. This is exactly the kind of feature you want on a dating or friendship site.

Meet your dream seameer or slut.

Despite being able to communicate with enhanced users and see thumbnails of their photos, TSdates clearly indicates that I will be missed unless I offer some cash. Upgrade buttons are everywhere, even on the little hover-over boxes. It is constantly displayed that if I give them my credit card number, they can see my photos, watch my videos, connect with me via message, and friend me.

When you look at a user's profile, the main photo is deliberately displayed small, with a row of upgrade buttons around it, making you look like a fool. Clicking on the photo album tab takes you directly to the sign-up page. What you see there is porn for amateur women, and if you don't have the money, don't look at it.

You have a full profile, so you can send flirting buttons and messages. When you click on add friend, it takes you to a signup page, so you're out of luck there.

Users with full profiles have a lot of basic information like bra and cock size, religion, hair color, whether they smoke crack or heroin, etc.

If you are using TSdates as a legit dating site and are going the free route, there is technically enough information here to meet some trannies you might be interested in. It is clear that a free account does not have access to many of the features, and they point this out and take every opportunity to try to get $40/month.

Beat off with a live tranny cam

TSdates also has tons of Tranny WebCam shows going on at any given time. As I write this, there are about 400 members on the air. The home screen shows a big blonde cock with red lipstick and a thick, exotic shemale avatar.

It's a pretty fucking big selection, much bigger than the tranny section of many WebCam sites, and you can see plenty of perverts tuning in for the show without bothering to fill out a TSdates profile. I wonder how many of these users contribute to the huge numbers they show in the table.

But TSdates.com is a very active site filled with real trannies and their fans; you can use it like a Seemail version of Facebook, and if you're the more adventurous type, it's bound to help you discover some real ladyboys. There is also a large WebCam area where you can view lots of live lady dicks without having to leave your house or interact with them.