Tonights Girlfriend

TonightsGirlfriend: Have you ever wondered who your girlfriend will be tonight. If you have a coronavirus at home, your options are somewhat limited: local fat girls on Tinder are banned unless you're a gambler, so if you're going to masturbate anyway, why not up your game. How about this: the girls on TonightsGirlfriend only come through your computer screen or mobile device, but they're much sexier than the locals, and you don't have to take a gallon jar of hand sanitizer with you.

TonightsGirlfriend.com has been sending out debauchery since 2011 and is now gaining momentum like never before. As of this writing, it has more than 500,000 visitors a month. Part of that popularity is due to the fact that they are part of NaughtyAmerica, which we've mentioned several times on ThePornDude, mostly due to their quality. I may have just come to Girlfriends Tonight, but I have a good feeling about this one.

Big porn stars, 4K Ultra-HD and VR too.

They say first impressions matter, so at least brush your teeth and wipe the cum off your hands before you meet someone TonightsGirlfriend does more good than the obligatory cleaning. These perverts do their best to seduce perverts and internet masturbators before we even click on the damn thing.

Without scrolling or touching, a POV shot of Brooklyn Grey sucking cock immediately catches our attention. We've been hooked on porn since she first appeared on the scene, but she's not the only masturbator we see on the front page. Nicole Aniston lays on the bed and shows off her pussy, Alex Grey shakes her knob, and legendary MILF Shelly Deville shows her fuck-me face when she gets fucked.

Scroll down the page a bit and you'll find the "Girlfriends" section with rows and rows of erection-inducing miniatures. Expect to see big porn stars masturbating. Red lingerie makes Alexis Zara's gorgeous complexion look even more luscious, and we'd be lying if we said we didn't want to take a bite out of Skylar Vox's vortex, Sahara Leone looks juicy, and legendary slut Cory Chase has something to say about you that you haven't thought about yet.

TonightsGirlfriend.com describes most of its current productions as 4K, which isn't much of a surprise. Many major companies have recently moved to Ultra-HD, but Naughty America was a little ahead of the curve. Naughty America was also way ahead of the rest when it came to releasing virtual reality movies, so it makes sense that Tonight's Girl is doing the same: in addition to the 4K Ultra-HD movie, there are also some immersive VR fuckflicks.

Smoothing the curve with cheap porn

I've heard churchgoers, #MeToo bitches, and Reddit NoFap fags talk about how inhumane porn is, how the industry doesn't care about people, and how degrading it is for lecherous sluts to slip their privates and get cum on their faces. Frankly, these are hateful words spoken by ugly people who are angry at not getting fucked. Porn was ahead of its time on a variety of social issues, from interracial sex to acceptance of transvestites, before the morally righteous bastards started playing nice. (To be clear, Seemail does not appear in Tonight's Girlfriend, but I have included it as an example of the porn industry's foresight and its service to humanity.) Tonight's Girlfriend.

For example, TonightsGirlfriend.com. As part of a humanitarian initiative, they are running a 40% off promotion as a "#StayHome" special for the duration of the pandemic. Not only are they doing their part to prevent the spread of infection, but they're also helping people take a break from work while they're at home. If it were me, I'd give them the Nobel Peace Prize for their efforts.

Porn sites today, almost without exception, cost $30 a month, but now you can buy a monthly membership for $18. There's also an annual membership, which costs just under $10 a month, or you can try a three-day trial for $1. The trial version has "limited access," though I couldn't figure out exactly what that means. If you don't cancel your subscription before it ends, you won't be billed at the full $29.95 rate. Set a reminder on your phone or just be reassured and sign up at a discounted rate.

I have to give TonightsGirlfriend some crap for the advertising situation. One of the main reasons to subscribe to premium porn is to avoid the spam you see on free sites. The first thing I saw when I signed up here and logged in was a full-priced NaughtyAmerica subscription ad. When you click on the main membership page, a sliding premium subscription ad appears at the top of the screen.Most pay sites use this place to show off their latest features, which is a little annoying, I can't get excited about it just because they're taking my money.

The good news is that you get a damn solid price for your money, with almost 500 porn videos in your collection, a good release schedule and new releases every week, sometimes every other day. If you don't have anything to do sitting at home, you can't blame Tonight's the Night.

Download it, fap it, and download it too.

TonightsGirlfriend.com's biggest flaw becomes apparent as soon as you log onto the site and start browsing through the collection. The site is damn hard to search. The site has hundreds of videos, but it doesn't use tags like other porn sites to organize the collection. The lack of a search bar sounds crazy as hell, but it makes sense because there are no tags or movie titles. What the search bar sorts out.

I'll start with Skylar Vox's last scene where she's holding a penis between her big tits, and I'd like to see more. There was a slight buffering problem with the 4K version, but that may not be TonightsGirlfriend's fault because everyone watches Netflix at home. Bandwidth worldwide leaves a lot to be desired. Fortunately, downloads are included in the regular membership price, which becomes a premium porn advantage.

The hour-long film begins with Skylar showing up in a man's hotel room. There are some light jokes that set the scene, in keeping with the girlfriend theme of the site's title. She gives him a generous tip, despite having just met him, and offers to make him feel welcome and play with her.

Cicla has a beautiful face and voice, and the image of an innocent young girl. Even in her sexy underwear, she is surprisingly cute. This atmosphere makes the sex that follows even hotter.

Sprawled out on the couch, he immediately introduces his hard cock into that pretty face. In response, he devours her pussy, making the girl scream. I love the expression of ecstatic pleasure on her face. Skyla is not only beautiful, but a true nymphomaniac. No wonder she is so successful in the industry.

From the middle of the movie her pussy shakes so hard she can't stop. There you go, ladies. Cardio works, in fact, I'm teaching this movie at the local YMCA until the inspections come in.

I'm not much for spoilers, so I won't tell you where the semen goes at the end of the movie. However, I can tell you that it was a very happy ending for TonightsGirlfriend, for TonightsGirlfriend and for me sitting there covered in juice.

TonightsGirlfriend.com doesn't have a very complicated formula, but they've been practicing it for a long time and have mastered it to perfection: for nearly a decade they've been featuring the hottest and most popular porn stars and providing high-quality intercourse. They continue this noble tradition to this day and have no intention of stopping there. I wish I could say the same about my own girlfriend.