TERB Forums aka Toronto & Ontario Escort Review Baord. How to get sucked off in Canada? So, your job has sent you to Canada, in the dead of winter, and you are sitting in your hotel room tasting the local maple syrup and doing better than you could care to catch a hockey game. You sit there bored, trying to relieve the pressure of an early client meeting the next morning. You need to relax... But how? What can you do? That's when the inspiration came to you. Backpage.com, of course. But then a terrible memory comes to mind... Of course... That directory of escorts and other shady services, the only place that can save you from a lazy night in the middle of this American asshole's stepchild, was shut down by the damn government earlier this year.
But fear not, because Terb.cc is here; Terb.cc is a Canadian forum dedicated to finding escorts and massage parlous in the Greater Toronto Area and other odd corners of that liberal hellhole. The forum is a thriving community of tens of thousands of posts covering discussions for agencies, independent escorts, "massage" parlours, and even if you are shy about your tiny penis, trivial shit like therapeutic massage.
And if you're in the Toronto suburbs, "bumfuck moose county," or in a city of faggots who only speak French, there's help for you, too: in addition to the GTA (Greater Toronto Area), we have Ottawa, Kingstown, Durham, and Peterborough, and any other active sub-forum that covers the area, and no one in their right mind would go near it unless they want a quick, cold death in a pile of moose dung. That's right. You can be in a snowy mid-winter cabin surrounded by "eh" faggots and still get your dick sucked. The Internet is an amazing invention.
The user base is broad and active...
The first thing you'll learn about terb.cc (unintelligible) is that there are a lot of horny Canadians lurking on this site. Undoubtedly, there is nothing good to do there. Statistics on the site show almost 5 million posts, over 500,000 threads, 168,000 members, and usually over 1,000 users online at any given time. I don't know the history of the site, but there are active posts dating back to 2009. In other words, the site has a long and successful history and continues to have a loyal following today. This means that the information on this site is fresh, detailed, and plentiful. The information on this site is fresh, detailed, and abundant. Just remember to insert an apology in each and every sentence, for no reason whatsoever, you see, to blend in.
Clean and simple vBulletin design
Now, when you first enter the forum, the first odd thing you will discover is that these fags have a "General" board at the top of the forum for some reason. That's right, instead of getting down to business, apparently Canadians are so friendly that they want you to come say hello to their "lounge" and catch up on "sports discussions" and all sorts of other mainstream bullshit on Quora.Reddit. Don't be silly. I want to discuss my diet with the Canadian degenerates in between getting excited about escort ads. At least, I think that's the intention of the site creators.
On the other hand, it is shit like this that makes this forum so popular. These low-life degenerates apparently find camaraderie and brotherhood among their fellow whore-buying brethren, or hell, maybe it is just another example of their "politeness". I find it disgusting that there is such a lively discussion of politics and religion on this site. No doubt Justin Fagot Trudeau browses it to get policy ideas. As expected, this forum is infested with petulant liberals, but the conservative voice is also strong and well represented.
The fact that this place actually has a thriving community means that this place has user reviews to reassure you that you will not go home with herpes in your mouth or worse, handcuffs around your wrists. This place even has people selling and buying shit. Terrible. "Please buy the furniture I fucked with a Quebec slut. Sorry it's dirty."
Escorts and Dick Massage
The most popular forum is the holy trinity of escort agencies, independent escorts, and massage parlors. Hundreds of erotic Canadians browse this forum at any given time. Thus, you can see that you are not the only one bored to tears in the frozen ground with Tim Horton's shitty coffee. Many of the threads are started by offices and models, so you can check out the ads and even "inspect" them by clicking on the outbound links to their websites. And don't forget the moose skin condoms.
If you want to fuck a Justin Trudeau look-alike boy pussy. Sorry to say, you are out of luck. This website has a bi, gay, and tranny forum, but it has only 5 threads, compared to thousands of threads in other forums. Canadians are probably not as mentally deranged as Americans. Americans see gender as a social construct. God only knows, but the point is, this forum is not for fags. They probably just meet in the glory hole of the local pub instead of paying for it like us poor straight men. But at least we are not a bunch of fags, right?
What I like about this site
This site is a fairly straightforward forum, built in the vBulletin format. This is a good thing, because if you're an internet-obsessed lurker like me, you'll be very familiar with the format, having encountered it hundreds of times already. There are no surprises as far as layout goes, and unless you are blind or completely stupid, you should be able to navigate the forum just fine.
Another great thing is that it is very inclusive. There are special events, recruitment, a "selfie" forum, and as mentioned, even a section that seems to cover every province in Canada that I have never heard of. This is virtually a one-stop store for getting your dick sucked in Canada while eating poutine.
What I don't like about this site
Lots of spam. Absolutely no surprises here, and for a site like this, it is probably better to err on the side of too much bullshit than not enough content. However, all the major forums are basically blanketed by escort and massage services under their official accounts that are re-spammed regularly to ensure they stay on the front page as long as possible. It should also be noted that since the majority of posts are from paid advertisements, they are not always ranked and rated organically based on the actual quality of service. On the other hand, there are also thousands of user reviews, some of which require registration to read. Just be vigilant about which posts are full of lies, which are advertisements, and which are genuine posts by horny, corrupt fellows trying to lend you good advice.
Overall, if you need to de-stress in Canada, TERB has your back. This website covers so much territory in moose country and offers so many services that it's really fucking hard not to find something to suck your dick in exchange for cuckbucks in Canada. And if you're really lonely, you can become a member, make friends in the lounge, or participate in gay political debates in the bizarrely active political discussion forums.
On the other hand, if you think about it, the site is simply an ad depository with a medium-sized community. Eighty percent of the forums are paid advertising, and it takes a little digging to find legitimate reviews and discussions about the hundreds of services offered. Also, if you are a homosexual, this site will be of no use to you at all. For the rest of you straight folks, this is the Internet headquarters for Canadian action. Honestly, if ThePornDude has to go to a shitty country for shitty reasons, he may need to visit this site to warm up his penis in a professional and reliable manner.