Shoplyfter

Let me tell you one of my dirtiest secrets. I sometimes fantasize about being a security guard. Not because I want to act like a petty tyrant intoxicated by the power of shoving a thug who thinks he can pocket $40 or a steak. Rather, it is because we want to act like the brave folks at Shoplyfter.com, risking our lives to teach young women about the dangers of stealing.

If you watch Internet Smut, you are no doubt familiar with the shoplifter's arrest scenario. This reality porn staple features a hot teenager caught trying to apply for a five-finger discount at an unadvertised location, and their subsequent misadventures will be fodder for your own five-finger adventures.Shoplyfter has been working with these sexy criminals since 2016 database, with thousands of visitors a day reviewing the photographic and videographic evidence against them.

Shoplifting Scenarios with Team Skeet

Let me go ahead and tell you who created Shoplyfter. It is the work of Team Skeet, so most compulsive masturbators should already have a good idea of what kind of quality they can expect from this site. If you're new to the internet, check out my review of their network at ThePornDude. In short, they are one of the most respected reality porn organizations out there.

The preview page shows thumbnails of girls trying to get away with their misdeeds in the security office. As much as I'm tempted to believe that statement, I'm not a fan of pretty faces. I also like a nice rack, and the meat on display is already making me drool. So long, moral compass.

I know some of these people. Some of them are new porn stars who I've seen a lot recently and are just starting to make a name for themselves. Others are girls I've fucked before. Kimmy Granger and Gina Valentina seem to be doing well in their porn careers, so I didn't think they needed a steal. Then again, they seem like the kind of girls who like to break the rules for cheap thrills.

Natalie Polkman and Ellie Eilish have also recently made an appearance. A look at the "models" page reveals a certain type: the Shoplyfters are mostly teenage Next Door girls, innocent young girls who you wouldn't expect to be eating and drinking without paying or spreading their boobs for the security guards in the back of the store.

The trailer opens with a really serious, deep-voiced son of a bitch saying, "There are approximately 27 million active shoplifters in our country today. Sexy girls on fake surveillance cameras are looking around and shoving things into their pockets. American retailers are losing $45 billion a year to theft," he says, and then we see Sadie Hertz being gaffed in her office.

It's only a two-minute trailer, but it makes a great point about the nature of Shoplyfter. The blurry-faced security guard strips and physically helps her down, as if the threat of calling the police is not enough.

Sadie resists at first, but she has no choice but to give in. If she does not, she will go to jail. But she watches in frustrated resignation as he fucks her in the mouth, places her sideways on the desk, and finally pops her with that pretty little cheeky face.

Cheaper than a misdemeanor conviction.

A membership to Shoplyfter costs about $30 per month. This is the amount most premium sites will demand in 2022. They also offer a one-day trial for $2 and have lower rates for 3-month and 12-month subscriptions.

Team Skeet has been around so long and has launched so many porn sites that some of them have become stale; sign up for the 80% off full network package with a Shoplyfter membership and you will probably find that some sites have been around for a while You'll probably notice that some sites haven't been updated in a while.

Shoplyfter is one of the more active Team Skeet sites. Right now, they are putting out limited new movies every week. As of this writing, it contains nearly 200 movies about gorgeous teenagers who make bad decisions and how far they will go to right their wrongs.

Top Pornstars Reluctantly Fucking

Sign up and log in and you will be dropped off at the Team Skeet members site. They have been in the game for a while and have a sophisticated system for viewing, watching, and fapping to their movies. It's not much different from other pay sites, with the same basic options for sorting and filtering material, but it's done well.

I scrolled through the thumbnail menu of shoplyfting sluts and stopped when I saw Brooklyn Gray in her underwear looking the grumpiest I've ever seen. She was still cute and sexy as ever, so naturally I was looking forward to watching her interaction with the security guard. The 96% user rating was no surprise given the overall quality I've seen in her growing body of work.

The 50-minute scene begins with Brooklyn being taken into the security office, made to sit down, and accused of stealing. She argues with him and her performance is not bad. Perhaps she has done this before in real life. I know that she has done the cock sucking and pussy spreading that is about to begin. I also know that she will cum soon.

I jumped ahead 10 minutes. There is a little buffering, but I am watching in 1080p so I expect a little more. It's not bad. Brooklyn continues to argue as he nudges her, but when he threatens to involve the law, she takes her top off.

Bad Girls Cracked on Camera.

Brooklyn is always the cutest, but there's something about his semi-resistant bitch act that makes him hard as a rock. When he moves toward the phone to call 5-0, her tough-girl plywood cracks again. A few minutes later, she's completely naked, doing her best to cover her tits and boobs with both hands.

The "camera work" is negligible, as we are supposed to believe that a few hidden HD cameras are watching all this. But they are not fools, so the angles and shots are almost consistent with the action.

For example, there is a waist-high shot that spots Brooklyn's stunning naked body, and she cries and begs him to let her go. But she is so nympho that when the man's penis is in her face she can't help but smile slightly.

But I have to give her that. I'm used to Brooklyn's sex-crazed mode, but I can almost believe that she doesn't want this penis inside her. Almost, as is her smirk, but there is no mistaking her enthusiasm for a blowjob.

After the blowjob, Rental Cop bends Brooklyn over the table and begins to fuck her from behind. She cries and pleads for more, and at times, this girl laughs helplessly. As much as I love watching her play the victim, it drives me nuts to see her smile from the cock even when she's trying not to.

Brookyln is one of my favorite porn stars, and Team Skeet has had girls like her in their films for a while now. Brookyln is one of my favorite porn stars, and Team Skeet has had girls like her in their films for a while now.

Top-notch talent plays a big part in Shoplyfter. With the same setup, setting, and scenario every time, it is the talent that makes the most of it. Team Skeet has managed to find some of the most beautiful and sexually talented teenage and early twenties bimbos to star in shoplifting porn. The beautiful women who appear in shoplifting porn are the best and the movies are the best.

There isn't much variety on Shoplyfter.com, but that's the point. In Team Skeet's productions, some of the sexiest young porn stars are reluctantly fucked as punishment for being bad girls. This is why this production remains a major draw for the Premium Porn Network.