Shag.co.uk

In the midst of the anxiety that coronaviruses are infecting our daily lives, I am not sure what on earth to do. Everything seems to be at risk of contamination these days. People are afraid to go to the grocery store, to hang out with their friends or nail crack hoa. In these strange times, I turned to one of the safest pastimes I could find. Using sites like "Shag.co.uk," I have sex with strangers I meet on the Internet.

I joke that the site gets millions of visitors a month. This speaks to the usual popularity of the site, but even more so if half the world's population is not even supposed to leave their homes. Is someone getting laid, or is it just hard, horny motherfuckers trying to cool the cabin fever? Ask Porno Dude.

What's a shag?

Where did millions of visitors learn about Shag? Word of mouth must be a big factor, since there is nothing on the landing page to market the site. A [Join Now] button and a [Log In] button are superimposed over the two models, neither of which is a way for you to get involved. Scroll down and you'll find a FAQ and some glowing reviews in the footer, but that's basically it.

Shag.co.uk's review page is a dream lineup for marketers, with men and women of all ages (from 19 to 57) praising the site. The site has made it easier to flirt, easier to find kindred spirits, and, yes, to sleep with people. That is, if you believe Jeff, 41, from Bristol, and Rosie, 55, from Dover. Call me cynical, but every site, business, and high-end hooker is only advertised with five-star reviews. If Sally had a 419 scam here with a Nigerian prince, they would have removed that review from their page.

The FAQ mostly talks about technical issues like uploading photos and forgetting passwords. One question asks if you can really meet people on Shag, and of course the answer is "of course". They give you the same basic advice that you would find on any dating site: be interesting and take good pictures, but that's just common sense. You must be a total idiot if you upload drunken-faced selfies or use cartoon metaphors to describe yourself, but then again, I've seen how people behave on Reddit.

Easy sign up to meet girls

The site doesn't often encourage people to become members up front, but the numbers on the site tell you that there are some good ones inside. With that in mind, I joined Shag.co.uk by clicking the button above the pretty lady's face.

It's a pretty standard setup for a dating site profile. First, you are asked your gender and orientation, plus where you live. In case you're fucking retarded and didn't catch it from the name, however, this is a UK dating site and has a list of all the dear old Blighty's. London is the default setting, but there are 12 options. You can meet a hot slut in Yorkshire & Humber, hook up with a new babe in Scotland, or find some NSA tails in Northern Ireland.

To sign up for Shag, you need an email address, just like any other dating site. They suggest your password and, oddly enough, a nickname. They tried to call me Kennedey423, but I didn't feel like it fit who I am, and since it's only 14 characters, I went with a name that would convey more of who I really am, DudeWGiantDick.

When signing up for a less familiar site, I like to use a temporary, disposable email address. As a professional porn guy, I'm more vulnerable to cock pills and cock pump spamming than most people, so I'm thinking of it as a business technique.Shag is fucking serious about preventing people from using temporary email addresses and needed to try half a dozen services before something worked had to. This is potentially a good sign, since non-human spammers and phishing machines have an even harder time signing up than I do.

Once I signed up and logged in, I received a message that upon completion I would have maximum visibility into my profile. I also immediately received several private messages. One was from Shag Support, saying they hope I find what I am looking for. The other two appear to be from really thirsty women who are ready to hook up with local strangers who have not filled out their profiles or uploaded a single photo. Maybe it's because I wrote "decadent" in my name? I'm pretty sure they're not bots.

Who are these girls hitting on me?

According to her profile, Burgess is a 40-year-old married chick with raven hair and an average build. She's curious, dominant, and open to infidelity, hanging out, and one-night stands, with a penchant for exposing, role-playing, and group sex. She has not uploaded any pictures, but the other chick has.

B4FM is a chubby 41-year-old, less kinky than Burgess, but at least cleavage is visible." How are you doing," the message says." I'm feeling adventurous today, so I decided to take the initiative. Let's see what happens."

"Hey girl," he wrote." Would you like to get within six feet of someone tonight?"

Instead of sending me a message, Shag gave me a message that I needed some credit if I wanted to talk to someone. The standard package is 230 credits for 30 pounds, or about $0.13 per credit. If I'm going to pay for a webcam to talk to someone, it better not be an obvious bot. With that in mind, I went looking for an actual woman.

Find your dream girlfriend, wife, or NSA prostitute

Shag is one of those that has a pretty sophisticated and advanced search page. If you're in a hurry, the quick search feature pulls up all the local babe by age, and you can filter out those without pictures if you want. But it really is worth digging into all the options.

For your ideal sex, pick eye and hair color, height, weight, and body type. For those who want to fuck a married woman, you can also choose her marital status. My advice would be to stick to women who are happily married. Because they just want to have a good time. Women who complain about their husbands are trying to lure you out for the long haul.

Here's the fun part: the Open To field helps you dial in exactly what kind of action you're looking for: some women in Shag are looking for an affair, others a relationship. Some are looking for a one-night stand, others want to travel the world with you.

There should be very little in the preference column. That said, it could be more kinky about being fetish friendly, but it lists more activities than you'll see on other dating sites. Check the boxes for cybersex, BDSM, threesomes, or "body parts." The checkbox for live dating will appeal to those who were worried that Shag.co.uk was going after a completely necrophiliac demographic.

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As a dating site, Shag does not have the largest user base . I left most of the search field blank and searched by age range only. Even in London there were less than 50 per range, which is not great. Its like advanced search is great and all but it is useless when there are not so many babies.

The good news is I didn't find a ton of obvious bots when I was browsing the listings, right click on the photo in Chrome and do a reverse image search. If she's a bot, there's a good chance you'll find the photo in a random, unsourced Hot Chick gallery. This method is not foolproof and could be faked, but it is very useful.

It doesn't cost anything to browse Shag.co.uk profiles, but take a peek before upgrading to a paid account. Depending on where you are, these in-depth search features may help you find the girl of your dreams. If you don't see many babes listed in your area, you might want to try one of the other dating sites from my list.