Rule34.xyz
https://rule34.xyz
Rule 34 is perhaps one of the foundations of the Internet, one of those universal laws that really can't be evaded. "That's what porn is for. No exceptions." As a professional masturbator, I've tested porn that revolves around weird shit. However, when netizens refer to the classic Rule of 34, they often use it in reference to a particular form of kinky fap fodder: hentai.
To that end, Rule34.xyz has established itself as an archive of the weirdest hentai, doujinshi, and porn art ever. It's been a few years since this domain has been around, and I'll admit I'm a little late to the party. Hopefully a bucket of lube and Viagra will make up for my lateness. These days, millions of hentai streamers pump dicks every month with all sorts of porn cartoons and fap art.
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One of the immediate interesting things about Rule34.xyz is how different it is from a typical installation, since most of the websites that serve up the Rule 34 spectacle have a specific format. Most hentai sites have a wall of thumbnails, each leading to a complete cartoon full of monsters raping futanari women and princesses, but the focus here is on individual images. You won't necessarily get the stories you find on the site, but they will open the door to many disposable fap channel options that you won't find on other sites.
The work itself is mostly anime-influenced, but it's on par with what you'll find on the best hentai sites, with lots of western-style porn scenes, manga, and CGI. Without even scrolling through the front page, I was immediately drawn to sexy chicks with huge cocks, cum-soaked pokemon encounters, saw a giant-assed chick get slapped by a tiny man.
When you refresh the Rule34 homepage, you will see the new free content at the top and the old content at the bottom. Now I see green-haired beauties trapped in the middle of walls and ahegaos getting their butts fucked, warrior beauties getting footjobs, and Lady Dimitrescu in Resident Evil Village. As you know, one of the biggest revelations of the latest RE games is that tons of perverts really like giant hotties. The game was released a month ago and already contains a huge amount of content featuring a big bad vampire bitch.
You understand what I'm hinting at here. The Rule34.xyz collection is steadily growing by the minute. I'm not sure if it's a thriving user community uploading shit all the time, or a diligence in finding new content to spliff, but I'm definitely not complaining. Members hung out.)
Erotic videos are also welcome.
Refreshing the page again revealed that Kefla's fully animated Dragon Ball loops heavily, with her boobs bouncing as the giant monster pushes her pussy. "Yes. It's nice," she moans. It's only 22 seconds, but I appreciate the efforts of the creators, especially the sound effects and the way the dialogue is inserted. The reason I'm bringing this up is because I know a lot of weaklings want to cringe at it. I also wanted to point out that Rule34 also has erotic videos.
It's a bit odd that there's no video button in the header for quick access to the video, but it's easy to find. Just type "video" in the search bar, or click on a small cartoon porn or looped video tag in your library. Recent additions to the video include a 3D video of a chick fucking a dog, a freaky four-legged robot with a big round ass jumping around, and a relatively vanilla but sexy gif of Resident Evil's Jill Valentine riding a cock. included.
We mentioned one of your favorite characters. Is there some cartoon or video game whore that has been giving you an erection all this time. You always want to see her naked. One of the timeless attractions of Rule 34 is that there are plenty of completely twisted parodies of your favorite characters. both on the site and in these rules.
I've updated the Rule34.xyz main page to include a parody. The most recent was a picture of Naruto in a bikini added two minutes ago, and before that there was a picture of Nicole Watterson from The Amazing World of Gumball. There's a double handjob and a cock ride based on My Hero Academia, and of course there's another fresh image of Alcine Dimitrescu getting her huge pussy filled by a tiny man. It's all been uploaded in the last 4 minutes.
Rule34's sidebar search trends also give you some clues about the most popular content. From the looks of it, weaves, neck beards, and the usual deviants search the site for Overwatch porn, Nintendo obscenity, and Pokemon doujinshi.Hinata Hyuga and Naruto Uzumaki are also top sellers, meaning there are a lot of people petting them for free.
Latest on Rule34
Rule34's header has a link to the highest rated post on the site, so of course I had to sneak a peek. It turns out that I was covered in grease and hard as a damn stone. I mean, shit, we're modern day perverts and we're all used to spinning dicks in videos. Leaving frames for grandfather, I'm right.
Right now, the best example of Rule 34 is, you guessed it, a giant vampire with huge breasts and a huge hat. In fact, this is one of the best videos of her I've ever seen, even if it's only 31 seconds of fast fucking. The animators did a great job jiggling that big body as she gets pounded by a proportional cock. She looks almost human in this, but damn fat.
Another popular piece of content is the 49-second clip of Lara Croft slamming into a wall. This one is cinematic as hell, with plenty of roving angles, close-ups, and some really decent porn audio. Somebody get this guy a job at Eidos Interactive.
The only real downside to Rule34 is that it's so focused on single images and videos that it misses the long comics you get from other doujinshi collections. This is not the place to go if you want to settle for a nice long marathon handjob to a 400 page kinky epic about inflation, hairy and boa porn. You can find these kinks here, but as a single image, not a real story.
After all, it's no wonder why Rule34.xyz has a constant influx of anime fanatics and naughty nerds. The secret has a lot to do with the site's constant influx of material, not to mention its focus on parodies and bizarre butts. I think you will soon find out if this is the site you want to spend all day scraping your cum on.