Property Sex

PropertySex. My routine changed a bit this morning, as I often masturbate furiously in the morning with blowjobs, titty fucks, and hardcore lesbian videos. Instead of taking Viagra, lubricating myself, and stroking in HD porn, I had a cup of coffee and spent a few hours calling my realtor to make an appointment to see my new home. Not that I needed a new masturbation room or sprout room, but the sexy bitches at PropertySex give me all sorts of wrong ideas.

PropertySex.com looks like a lot of things, like people sticking their dicks in toys and toasters and bitches being turned into real sex slaves. It's like property. Actually, it turns out that it's a real estate-themed porn site featuring some of the hottest talent in the industry. I could rent a new house today or squirt a realtor, but this site seems to have a lot of really good smut for me to spank.

Find a new house or just get laid

The video montage that automatically loads on the PropertySex landing page does a heck of a job of convincing me that this is a good site. It shows beautiful women spreading their pussies, licking their cocks, and getting hot loads in their faces in vivid detail. Oh my God, I hope anyone who might see the house later will be like this. None of these women spend any time showing off their counter space or guest bedrooms. Instead, they focus all their attention on inducing wild, body-shaking orgasms in themselves, their clients, and their viewers.

On this site, you will quickly get to know the kind of girls we work with. The beautiful and talented Abella Danger is smiling and sucking a big cock in the preview, and I wonder what the exchange was like." The house is in a great location, with easy access to all the schools in the area. Or you can swallow those girls before they have to deal with that kind of shit."

More girls are lined up like cuts of meat, and their sexy thumbnails lead to profile pages showcasing all their work at PropertySex; Abella has only one appearance so far, but Ella Knox has about two. Girls like Adriana Chechik, Jillian Janson, and Gianna Dior have all appeared in real estate-themed fuck movies for these perverts.

The rest of this page is just teasing. Exactly like the members page, the screen is filled with thumbnails of the latest and greatest real estate porn. Of course, since you are not logged in, when you find the "Play" button, you are simply sent to the sign-up page. The same goes for the "Find a Prostitute in Your Neighborhood" button. It's a cheap and childish joke, but that's probably why I laughed like an idiot. Now, let's go find the ho.

Tour your dream home and fuck your dream agent.

The other button, on the subject of real estate, offers a T-shirt. The latest scene added on Friday is a 45-minute fucktacular called The Perks of Being a Client. The scene stars Heather Vahn, who is stretched out naked in the preview thumbnail, her lovely flat tummy covered in a big, sticky mess. Is this an "after" shot?

Since this is a modern site, it incorporates a modern video player. It detects speed and provides the proper resolution. I was in full HD and there was no buffering immediately. I wish there was a speed control option so I could watch the ikshot scenes in slow motion, but I am quite happy with it. Heather is a really sexy real estate agent who knocks cold on this guy's door and offers a lot of money for the house.

There is a lot of chit-chat in the first five minutes, so I skip to the part where Heather takes off her clothes. I hope the broadside who is showing me around this place this afternoon downtown has a similar body type. And, of course, to allow me full access to show me everything, because ten minutes later, Heather is wearing jewelry and shoes, spread-legged on the couch, panting as she rubs her shaved twin.

The style is really quite simple. A fixed cam moves around, changing positions, no fancy camerawork or anything. That gives the film a realistic, almost amateurish feel. The guy's face is blurred out for some reason, but he sounds just as enthusiastic as the nymphomaniac Heather. Can you blame this bastard? Have you seen this bitch?

After watching Heather get a boner, I switched to Adria Rae's work. She plays a real estate agent who is a little too honest with her clients about potential problems, so her boss instructs her to hone her sales techniques. Naturally, the scene includes a lot of doggy and anal fingering, as well as a lot of semen drenching of her beautiful, curvaceous booty.

As with Heather's scenes, the film uses very simple camera work to draw the audience into the action. The incorporation of the typical, ridiculous porno set-up (hot, horny sluts selling or buying houses) into every scene, the appearance of your favorite professional fuck artist, and the challenge of pseudo-amateur porn filmmaking that feels much more realistic than the ultra-elaborate ones are I like it. It's the best of more than one world.

The extra charge for downloading movies to your hard drive is the worst thing about PropertySex. However, fewer and fewer people are taking advantage of that feature. At this point, it's for those who know they can't afford another month of paysite membership. It would be nice to have a backup once in a while.

If you are a fan of the porn real estate genre and really like gorgeous porn stars, you will probably like PropertySex. They add new releases every week, and they have some of the most beautiful women in the industry. I have an appointment to see a loft in a few minutes, but if my agent won't give me anal, I'll have to load up the site again later.