PornWex

Pornwex There are hundreds of thousands of pornographic sites on the Internet. And with that kind of number, one would expect very little to be missing, but still a lot is lost.

I am not talking about niche fetishes or creative scenarios. I am talking about passion for the game. Many porn sites are created by designers who put money and porn first. They don't analyze the content, they don't curate it, and as long as it's TNA, someone will see it and they can make a few pennies off of the ad revenue.

It is rare to find a porn site that shows passion for the subject. However, if someone has a love for porn, it is obvious. They go that extra mile to ensure that the user experience is not only solid, but golden; Pornwex has done it.

When an owner uses your brand, you know your product is good, and Pornwex associates always seem to be jerking off on the site. It is constant ongoing quality control testing that ends with cum. If the factory allowed semen to be part of the manufacturing process, we would be living in a "Jetson" by now. You have to work with the flow, not against it.

Pornwex has a black-tie aesthetic. Get your monocles and tails ready, you trash. They have no ads. Yes, they have no ads. It's a bit insane. I believe the word for how it makes me feel is delight.

At the top is a long, prominent search bar. I don't know when they got into the habit of making the search bar smaller, but it is annoying. Below that is a concise menu of "Newest," "Top Rated," "Most Viewed," "Categories," "Sites," and "Models."

To the left is a menu of the top 10 categories, sites, and models for quick access. All other parts of the top page are thumbnails. The screenshots used for thumbnails have more pixels than a sperm cell. This allows you to take a closer look before diving into the site.

The video viewing page is my favorite aspect of Pornwex and displays all the pertinent information. There is a small menu below the video screen. Its default settings show the basics of the content: length, view, when it was submitted, who sponsored it, tags, and model. Everything is clickable, so if you want to see more dumb sluts, you can easily find them.

You can also view more screenshots from this menu. It will show you 3-5 images throughout the video. This is super convenient and I hope more porn sites adopt this method.

Sharing is caring.

If you are one of the folks and want the world to know about what made you nuts today, sharing is easy. Links, BB codes, and embed codes with size options are listed for easy access. send your porn to your family on Facebook. Family is very important and you only get one.

Pornwex shows related videos while also showing actresses and sponsors. Navigating the location is made very simple. It soured me for the chaos that exists on many porn sites.

Great search bar

Search is a close second to my favorite crap about this place. You can type any keyword into the bar and use the menu next to the results to select the category you want to search. For example, if you searched for boobs but now want to see MILF boobs, check the MILF box. This is huge. Once again, every porn site should have this shit.

Visitors to Pornwex share that sense of class. Nothing like a shit covered Tinkerbell getting her ass handed to her like a can of orange soda. The top three categories are Quakers compared to many of the fairs I review: 1. porn stars 2. brunettes 3. blondes. Now, to be fair, it is not the Amish who visit Pornwex. Anal, Teen, and Hardcore all make the top 10. After all, we are still animals.

Best Sites to Watch

We have to agree with the rating of the best sites to watch: 1. Legalporno 2. Pornmegaload 3. Nubiles For those who are not familiar, don't worry, Legalporno is full of only legal porn. So don't be afraid, they are good. Pornmegaload, on the other hand, is exactly what it sounds like. No further explanation is needed.

Nubiles is one of my favorite porn producers on the planet. The bitches are always 9's and 10's, the camera is Ultra HD, and he knows all the angles and tricks to get a great shot. Unfortunately, not much is said about the importance of camera work when shooting porn. I like the angles where you can see ass, tits, and pussy all at once. Lizard brains are stupid, but they can multitask when it comes to their private parts.

Don't break my penis.

Top model is where the vanilla plywood starts to chip, #1 is Ariel X. She can hold me up and break me over her knee like Bane did Batman, and much of her content on Pornwex is wrestling. Sometimes it doesn't even come down to fucking. What is not wrestling is focused on BDSM. There is a lot of bondage and cum blame.

In second place is Cecelia Taylor. She is the opposite of Ariel. She is petite, skinny, has small breasts, and looks like she would die in a wrestling match. But she was dropped into this world for one thing and one thing only: to cum cock. I call it the Lord's work. It takes all kinds to make this world go round.

Blake Blossom rounds out the top three. She is a hot blonde fuck doll with a beating heart. She has been used and abused by many sites lately; Teen Curves, Bang Bros, team Skeet, Tiny4K, and Penthouse Gold have all gotten their asses handed to them. She turns my balls into little raisins.

Checking out a site's top ratings is like checking the temperature of that site. There are a lot of videos with 100% ratings. I'll pick out a few of my personal favorites from that list.

If you've never experienced HuCows, short for human cows, you're missing out. You have to try it to see the bitch being milked like a cow. As it turns out, that shit is unbelievable. I'd love to drink warm, raw milk fresh off the nipple through the screen, and you said "dignity" earlier. I guess dignity doesn't work in the world of fucks.

Masturbating makes me hungry.

Have you ever seen a woman put her hand up a transvestite's asshole? A sight to behold I had to go to 7-Eleven right after I came to get some cheddar flavored. I doubt I will ever see gloves that go above the elbow again.

The most viewed category went back to the more classic ones. At the top of the list was "Big Adrenaline" with Melanie. This is a French film about Mel getting double-teamed in the woods (I told you the French had class). Plus, there is a scene where they fuck next to a Roman statue. Did the video crew bring the statue? Can you fuck a statue? Is there such a thing as a statue fetish? We may have to wait for Big Adrenaline 2 for the answer.

If there are no casting couches, can it be considered an actual porn site? I say no. As an example, CastingCouch Vivian is now the second most viewed video on Pornwex. Vivian is an elongated, voluptuous bitch with a mouth that says "Dick, please." Don't worry, we found her, wide open.

Third place goes to Luna Star and Kissa Sins for "Butts In Sync." Also called "Shove Your Hands Up My Ass," this title is a little awkward. She needs a sandwich and a cigarette in her asshole. Indeed it does.

Pornwex is great, one of my favorite porn sites, and the two of us have become very good friends, my wife gets jealous, but I remind her that nothing can compare to the best porn. Unfortunately, that didn't seem to help.

To err is human, so everything can't be perfect on Pornwex, but I struggle to find the mistakes. One of the male actors has a large joker tattoo on his thigh. It's pretty lame. Very few people comment on the video. Well, I don't even want to hear what you guys have to say anyway.

Pornwex is near perfect. Grab your dick lube and get to the computer ASAP, we have work to do.