OnlyFinder

A decade ago, Only Finder would have sounded like yet another dating site for lonely, lonely singles. These days, it’s hard to hear the word “Only” without thinking of hot internet chicks flashing their tits, banging themselves with dildos and humping their boyfriends in front of their webcams. At least, if you’re a pervert like me, that is. The link slid into my DMs this morning and I immediately started envisioning goth chicks, PAWGs, cosplay cuties and teenage foot models. Would this be another leak site, a new content platform with a knock-off name, or something else entirely? Hands shaking and erectile tissue tingling, I clicked the link to find out.

Turns out, it was none of the above. OnlyFinder.com is a search engine for finding OnlyFans profiles. Honestly, I’ve envisioned something similar and I know I ain’t the only one, so it’s nice to see that somebody has come through and actually built the thing. The only question is how well it actually works. Based on the millions of visitors they’ve been getting every month, I think it’s a safe bet they’ve succeeded, but I wasn’t ready to give it my PornDude seal of approval before I lubed up for a fap test.

OnlyFinder: The Only Finder for OnlyFans?

The pandemic has changed the whole fucking world, hasn’t it? A lot of the changes have been uncomfortable, and frankly bullshit, but there have been at least some positive effects. The rise of OnlyFans, for example, is one of the glowing legacies of the social distancing era. It started largely as a matter of practicality, because these girls couldn’t go to their regular jobs as pornstars, baristas or schoolteachers, but it quickly blossomed into the new style of amateur porn that we all know and love so much.

While other content platforms have come and many have already gone, OnlyFans still holds the crown. Even the bigger sites like Fansly, FanCentro and LoyalFans are practically unknown compared to the big OF. Whenever I review one of those joints, the first thing I want to know is how they’ve handled the glaring, obnoxious hole in the OnlyFans design. As you’ve likely discovered if you have pornographic preferences, the search engine built into OnlyFans is absolute fucking garbage.

That’s where OnlyFinder.com comes in. Their front page looks like any other search engine, centering a search bar right below a site logo. “Find OnlyFans Profiles by Searching for Key Words,” reads the sign, which is the whole crux of the matter. Keywords are what drive nearly every search on the internet, clean or dirty, but the built-in OnlyFans only searches through names and usernames. That leaves both the models and the masturbators at a serious disadvantage.

If you ask me, OnlyFans is leaving money on the table by putting the entire task of promotion on their content creators. The official reason is that they’re promoting anonymity, but it feels a lot like laziness. It’s got to be frustrating for the models trying to get noticed and make money, and it gives me blue balls trying to run a basic search for lesbians, teens, squirting and anal. That’s one of the reasons the OnlyFinder’s front page is so enticing, even though it’s all text. The cloud of commonly searched keywords includes the categories I mentioned, and so much more.

Putting My Dick in the Search Bar

To start my test of OnlyFinder.com, I first hit up OnlyFans and ran a few searches. I tried BDSM, Blowjob, Anal, Cosplay and Lesbian, all of which turned up zero results. I did get one result each for BBW and Feet, both of which had the keyword in the username. I guess you could say it’s not entirely useless, but it’s not going to do you much good if you’re trying to whack off to any of those categories.

Then I went to OnlyFinder and typed BDSM in the search bar. I was expecting a handful of results, but holy shit, it took 0.13 seconds to spit out “About 10,000 results”. Most of the immediately visible ones mention BDSM in the blurb, but I was worried the site might be bullshitting, including results that don’t actually meet my criteria. I scrolled deep into the list and clicked through to check out a few profiles. Sure enough, all these chicks talk about BDSM.

I ran another search, this time for Cosplay. Again, I got more than 10,000 results. The default view shows you the Profiles that match your keywords, with a pic, a blurb and some stats like the content volume, likes and price. There’s also a simplified Images view that puts the girls in a wall of thumbnails for quicker picking. The Deals tab strips down your search results to the ones currently offering discounts. In my case, this brought the list from 10,000 down to 3,816. However you search, you can sort the results by Likes, Subscribers or Growth.

Finally, the OnlyFinder search engine has a More menu where you can find 18-year-olds, new profiles, males or females, as well as a world map. There’s also a filter to find to find memberships under ten bones, which will come in handy if you’re on a budget. OnlyFans can be a cheap or expensive way to jack off, depending on your self-control and your kinks. This should help you save some money.

If you’re a cheapskate beating off at the library, they’ve got a way to help you save even more cash. There’s a filter for finding the free stuff, and it works with the search terms you already typed in. You know what’s funny? I only found the 3,816 cosplay models running deals at the moment, but the free and ten-dollar filters both brought the results back up to 10,000. I guess I’m not going out this weekend, because I have quite a lot of masturbation to do.

How Am I Going to Fap to All This?

I’m not sure exactly how OnlyFinder.com works, but I assume it’s like Google or any other search engine. Rather than having direct access to the stuff on OnlyFans, they’ve got spiders crawling around, making a map of the place. Depending on how fast those spiders work, there are some slight disadvantages to the setup. Namely, they could potentially have outdated information and broken listings, or miss out on newer profiles.

That didn’t seem to be the case when I visited. In fact, the New and Popular sections are pretty good evidence that they’re constantly working to make sure the entirety of the current OnlyFans roster is searchable through their site. OnlyFans has over a million content creators on their platform, which means OnlyFinder is searching through over a million OnlyFans models. That certainly seems like a stark contrast to the built-in OF search engine, which feels like it only searches through about a dozen babes.

The only real problem with the site is the same problem you’ll find with ThePornDude, or Pornhub, or Netflix, or anything where you’ve got to make a choice. Almost all of the popular categories on OnlyFinder, from Big Tits to Foot Fetish to Redhead, list over 10,000 profiles. If you thought it was hard deciding what to crank off to before, this may be a challenge. I hope you’ve got some sick days and lube saved up.

Honestly, though, nobody ever really complains about having too much porno at their disposal. The bigger problem is just wanting more porn than you can afford. Those of you with a rare niche fetish may find yourself with more options than you ever realized existed. I found nearly 2400 babes doing Giantess content, 826 with Ballbusting mentioned on their profile, and a cool 230 results for Hypno. Don’t forget about that Free filter!

I ain’t afraid to admit that by the time I’d finished fap-testing my way through OnlyFinder.com, I’d subscribed to a couple dozen more free OnlyFans profiles. I’ve also compiled a very long shortlist of paid ones that I need to decide on, so I’ll need to call the bank to see about getting another mortgage. No shit, this site is something I’ve been looking and hoping for, and I can’t tell you how thrilled I am that somebody pulled it off. It works exactly like you want a search engine to work, unlocking the full potential of OnlyFans. It’s fucking weird that OnlyFans doesn’t have this all baked in, but whatever, because it’s handled now.