NoodleDude

I thought Noodle Dude would be a vast directory of the best pasta sites on the Internet. Each site has long reviews full of useful information, hilarious jokes, and a big-headed noodle-slurping mascot to tell you all about it. I was ready to read up on local noodle stores and Italian eateries in the hopes that the Noodle Dude might give me some good information that I could brag to the ladies on Tinder about. I don't know if you all know this, but high-end linguine and truffled macaroni and cheese can be the difference between getting laid with someone you met online and going home to masturbate alone.

But NoodleDude.io proved otherwise. While that may be bad news for foodies looking for a good rigatoni, it's even better news for the masturbators in the audience. Last month, Noodle Dude hit a million hits, something he probably wouldn't have done if all he wanted to do was showcase Chef Boyardee's favorite products. But the slick and creative bastard has released an original porn music video with the tagline, "Starting in 2021, TikTok favorites will be porn stars," and we have a feeling it's going to be a good one.

This is not your typical TikTok porn site.

I think it's kind of funny, but also kind of sad, that porn is banned on TikTok, because the TikTok format is perfect for porn, and many social media tops show their boobs, twerk, and play with themselves on this platform. No wonder. The biggest problem is finding a good one before they are removed from the app. Personally, I've almost stopped using the official app because there are so many better options, and ThePornDude's TikTok porn site has a whole section devoted to X-rated vids.

Most of the TikTok porn sites are basically a slightly altered form of video tube, mimicking the instant access and delivery you get from the real thing, but with more naked girls and humps. NoodleDude.io is not your typical TikTok porn site at all. NoodleDude.io is not your typical TikTok porn site. If you're looking for a massive collection of TikTok porn, this is not the place. The gimmick of this site is to make music videos out of the same videos of the same girls.

If you're completely illiterate and can't understand any of the text on Noodle Dude's home page, at first you might think it's just a tube, with a few screen-like thumbnails of TikTok girls and cosplay girls, just like you'd find on a tube. But click on it and you'll quickly see what this site is all about.

I am a big fan of adult sites run by one dedicated pervert who is eager to share. While these types of sites tend to be low in quantity, the personal touch is generally not. Frankly, it is even more difficult to do these videos justice in writing than is the case with the usual non-musical porn videos I review around here. This is an audio/video medium that needs to be seen and heard to be fully understood. I think you already know that because my website is just a quick stop before you actually start waving your penis at the screen.

If you like what you see, there is a download button under each NoodleDude porn music video. The files are hosted on Mega.nz, which offers good download speeds for a file locker service, but not exactly lightning fast. Still, a few minutes of waiting time is not a deal-breaker for anyone, and while subscribing to a premium account with Mega will get you better perks, you're better off spending your money to support NoodleDude.io and the actual Noodle Dude behind it.

Support the Chef Who Cooks Your Dinner

NoodleDude.io is a free site. You don't have to pay anything to watch porn music videos, beat them, or even download them all to your laptop. That said, there are several subscription options for those who want to support the website. Remember: this is just one Noodle Dude making vids in his spare time. If you throw some money at him so he doesn't have to work so hard at his day job, he might be able to make more, faster. He also deserves to be appreciated.

There are three membership tiers, starting with the Noodler plan, which costs $4 per month. This plan gives you a preview of your production in progress, export of uncompressed MOVs, and the right to vote on theme and editing choices. For $20 a month, you become a Connoisseur, which also gives you access to project files and source footage; for $100, you gain Legend status, which gives you access to the project files and source footage. As a Legend, you also get 10 seconds of custom edits per month, in addition to other member benefits; a six-month subscription gets you a one-minute porno PV. Damn, I've got some dirty ideas already.

My only small complaint about Noodle Dude is that as a one-man show, the library is pretty small. With a new one coming out in about a month, that brings the total number of porn music videos to eight. The upcoming one is going to be the longest at 8.5 minutes, but still not much more than some of the random porn sites out there. If I got excited watching dirty movies every day, I might not last a week.

You'd have to keep coming back to see new stuff...NoodleDude.io doesn't have the largest and most frequently updated collection of dirty movies in the world, but they do have the most extensive library of original TikTok porn music videos Potential. This is a pretty unique niche that Noodle Dude has carved out for itself. I would love to see more creators get into the game and start making their own music masturbation movies, but I don't see anyone taking this crown anytime soon.

I thought Noodle Dude would be a vast directory of the best pasta sites on the Internet. Each site has long reviews full of useful information, hilarious jokes, and a big-headed noodle-slurping mascot to tell you all about it. I was ready to read up on local noodle stores and Italian eateries in the hopes that the Noodle Dude might give me some good information that I could brag to the ladies on Tinder about. I don't know if you all know this, but high-end linguine and truffled macaroni and cheese can be the difference between getting laid with someone you met online and going home to masturbate alone. But NoodleDude.io proved otherwise. While that may be bad news for foodies looking for a good rigatoni, it's even better news for the masturbators in the audience. Last month, Noodle Dude hit a million hits, something he probably wouldn't have done if all he wanted to do was showcase Chef Boyardee's favorite products. But the slick and creative bastard has released an original porn music video with the tagline, "Starting in 2021, TikTok favorites will be porn stars," and we have a feeling it's going to be a good one. This is not your typical TikTok porn site. I think it's kind of funny, but also kind of sad, that porn is banned on TikTok, because the TikTok format is perfect for porn, and many social media tops show their boobs, twerk, and play with themselves on this platform. No wonder. The biggest problem is finding a good one before they are removed from the app. Personally, I've almost stopped using the official app because there are so many better options, and ThePornDude's TikTok porn site has a whole section devoted to X-rated vids. Most of the TikTok porn sites are basically a slightly altered form of video tube, mimicking the instant access and delivery you get from the real thing, but with more naked girls and humps. NoodleDude.io is not your typical TikTok porn site at all. NoodleDude.io is not your typical TikTok porn site. If you're looking for a massive collection of TikTok porn, this is not the place. The gimmick of this site is to make music videos out of the same videos of the same girls. If you're completely illiterate and can't understand any of the text on Noodle Dude's home page, at first you might think it's just a tube, with a few screen-like thumbnails of TikTok girls and cosplay girls, just like you'd find on a tube. But click on it and you'll quickly see what this site is all about. I am a big fan of adult sites run by one dedicated pervert who is eager to share. While these types of sites tend to be low in quantity, the personal touch is generally not. Frankly, it is even more difficult to do these videos justice in writing than is the case with the usual non-musical porn videos I review around here. This is an audio/video medium that needs to be seen and heard to be fully understood. I think you already know that because my website is just a quick stop before you actually start waving your penis at the screen. If you like what you see, there is a download button under each NoodleDude porn music video. The files are hosted on Mega.nz, which offers good download speeds for a file locker service, but not exactly lightning fast. Still, a few minutes of waiting time is not a deal-breaker for anyone, and while subscribing to a premium account with Mega will get you better perks, you're better off spending your money to support NoodleDude.io and the actual Noodle Dude behind it. Support the Chef Who Cooks Your Dinner NoodleDude.io is a free site. You don't have to pay anything to watch porn music videos, beat them, or even download them all to your laptop. That said, there are several subscription options for those who want to support the website. Remember: this is just one Noodle Dude making vids in his spare time. If you throw some money at him so he doesn't have to work so hard at his day job, he might be able to make more, faster. He also deserves to be appreciated. There are three membership tiers, starting with the Noodler plan, which costs $4 per month. This plan gives you a preview of your production in progress, export of uncompressed MOVs, and the right to vote on theme and editing choices. For $20 a month, you become a Connoisseur, which also gives you access to project files and source footage; for $100, you gain Legend status, which gives you access to the project files and source footage. As a Legend, you also get 10 seconds of custom edits per month, in addition to other member benefits; a six-month subscription gets you a one-minute porno PV. Damn, I've got some dirty ideas already. My only small complaint about Noodle Dude is that as a one-man show, the library is pretty small. With a new one coming out in about a month, that brings the total number of porn music videos to eight. The upcoming one is going to be the longest at 8.5 minutes, but still not much more than some of the random porn sites out there. If I got excited watching dirty movies every day, I might not last a week. You'd have to keep coming back to see new stuff...NoodleDude.io doesn't have the largest and most frequently updated collection of dirty movies in the world, but they do have the most extensive library of original TikTok porn music videos Potential. This is a pretty unique niche that Noodle Dude has carved out for itself. I would love to see more creators get into the game and start making their own music masturbation movies, but I don't see anyone taking this crown anytime soon.