India escorts, from Bangalore, Chennai, Hyderabad, Mumbai, Delhi. Looking to get laid in India, eh. That's a tough one, huh. Yeah, not that I'm a jerk or anything, but Indian culture is pretty low-key when it comes to the wacky sex. They don't go around waving their boobs around like Western sluts do. So I was quite surprised to learn that Locanto has a wide selection of escorts, strippers, and erotic massages in India.
Locanto, for those who don't know, is a classifieds site for buying and selling things locally. You can use it to take guitar lessons or just find some sexy action. I usually load Locanto.com for escorts around me, but today I am looking at Locanto.net where there are Indian girls. Click on the link below to jump to the personals and let's take a look together.
That's a ton of Indian sluts.
I know very little about India, so I thought Locanto's selection of girls was limited to a dozen or so escorts, spread out around just a couple of large cities. But I was wrong. Loading the top page of the India section of the personalized service, I am greeted with over 999 results. This number is too large to see.
On the left sidebar, there is an area to select a location. However, every area has an ungodly number of listings. Bangalore 999+ listings, Hyderabad 999+ listings, Jaipur 999+ listings, Mumbai 999+ listings. The home page shows dozens of listings, and you can click through to see even more locations. Don't worry, Locanto is not going to leave you hanging.
Some escort sites have completely naked prostitutes right on the front page, spreading their twats, smiling seductively and trying to get a piece of your hard earned cash. Depending on where you are in the world, you might be browsing through a menu of clothed ladies, all of whom are available for you to choose from. It is also very common to see entire sites where every single escort's face is covered in blurs or cartoon flowers.
I see this one in Locanto, at least not where I landed. Next to each listing where there should be a picture is a plain gray box with a male/female symbol or mask icon. In most cases there is a small camera in the corner indicating that there are one or two photos in it, but nothing is visible from the front.
This is attributed to Locanto's overall function as a website. This was not a platform built specifically to connect Johns and Prostitutes, so the basic functionality you would expect on an escort site is not really implemented. It's a real shame that you have to click through to see photos, and more options would have been a deal-breaker.
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Even if there were fewer initial offerings than 999+, just looking at the top listings will tell you that you are not in the right section of Locanto. It is in Mumbai and I am pretty fucking far from Mumbai, but that is not the issue. The problem is that it is an urgent listing for male escorts and playboys.
I'm actually going to come back to this after I finish writing my review. I'm supposed to get laid here, but damn, this is a tempting offer. This post has some pictures of hot chicks that need a cock and will pay big bucks for it. Yeah, this is definitely perfectly legal, and it's not like your body is going to be chopped up and stuffed into a suitcase.
The list of personalized services includes a theoretically wide range of options. There are escorts, male escorts, transsexual escorts, BDSM/fetish, massage, strippers, bars/clubs, erotic photography, jobs, phone/cams, other personal services, and website promotions. Call me old fashioned, but I don't want to stick my dick in some idiot's blog flyer. The last time I did this, the paper cut was so bad.
But Locanto still says "there are over 999 results in Escorts India" The CHOOSE LOCATION option also still shows over 999 results. It's not the worst thing in the world that Poon is oversold, is it?
Next, I checked the box to limit the search to "ads with photo only". You would be surprised how many escort listings on India Locanto do not have photos. Where I live, that is unthinkable. There are so many hot photos, yet no one wants to hire a total stranger hooker.
Still, the results were underwhelming. Some of the specific locations have been cut down a bit. Vijayawada is apparently a sexless wasteland with only 775 listings for escorts.
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The best escort sites have advanced search and sorting options that allow you to dial exactly the kind of girl you want. It is easiest to get excited when you can choose the girl's body type, her breast size, hair and eye color, and whether she has piercings or tattoos.
Locants' design as a general advertising site shines again in the almost complete lack of sorting options. You can search for ads with just a photo, or, as I already did, you can throw a search term into the bar. The one and only option is age range.
Since there were no other options, I narrowed it down to only women between the ages of 18 and 19. Call me a pervert, but I like ripe fruit, and Locanto, bless its heart, still offered more than 999 teenage escorts throughout India.
Cities, at least, now have much more manageable numbers. After some quick googling in search of cheap flights, I clicked on Bangalore to peruse their 97 escorts. I knew I made the right decision as soon as the page loaded which is good news because my airline ticket is non-refundable.
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The sponsor ad at the top is very prominent. The picture is fucking tiny, but it's of a woman. It's not next to the main listing ad. All the top ads I clicked on were for agents and the girls were all very pretty. One company is letting college students make a little money. Vaishnavi, you are gorgeous, let me fund your engineering degree.
As you can see, the babe search dials a little better, with more listings showing TOP in the corner and VIP crown icons in the places where you should put your photo. These honestly don't tell you much about the girls; they just tell you that you are a babe and that you are a babe.
Remember Locanto is a classified ad site. You will not get better quality so go with the VIP chicks. These ads are only getting preferential treatment from the website because those users paid more money. Some may argue that if you have the cash to invest in advertising, you will get a better quality product, but to each his own.
Since there are no pictures other than the premium spot at the top, the only way to browse is to see which Katakot article titles catch my eye: 24X7 DOOR STEP SERVICE FOR GUANINE GIRLS, Sexy Garls, or Without Condom Blowjob With Deep Seking. and so on.
First, check the listings that contain the words BIGBOB, B2B, or WILD HARDFK. The girl looks fine as hell and a bit of a freak. In one photo, she is wearing a tutu, sticking her tongue out, and showing off her ample cleavage.
At the top of the post is a note that reads, "This is an expired ad. Do not contact." Honestly, I don't know if I believe this. Her phone number and whatsapp are listed as well as the price and location here. Screw the expired messages, I'm calling this slut.
If I find a hooker I like, I like the fact that I can get her info without giving Locanto my info. No registration or login is required, which is good news for those of us who try not to leave breadcrumbs.
But I really didn't want the hassle of finding girls. If you have other options, I highly recommend checking them out.The major drawback of Locanto is that it lacks the very basic features one would normally expect, since it was not created specifically for the buying and selling of sexual services. Unfortunately, your options for finding prostitutes in India are very limited, so Locanto may be your last resort.