LinkDolls

I half-expected Linkeddolls to be a cheap knockoff of ThePornDude, a list-based smut directory with a beautiful girl theme. Fortunately, my prediction was way off. Actually, I'm still not sure where they got the "Link" part of their brand name from, but I'm pretty sure it's not as important as the "Doll" part. They are not throwing the term around as a metaphor for a picture-perfect woman. Rather, they call themselves Link Dolls because they sell dolls.

You can bet your right testicle that in this world's largest adult entertainment directory we are not going to talk about Barbie, American Girl, or any of the weird ultra-realistic babies that women buy when they can't get pregnant or go nuts. Sorry, but these guys don't sell wifey pillows either. They say that anything with courage can be a sex toy, but LinkDolls.com sells dolls that are made to fuck. From a DIY sex robot made out of pool noodles and a can of Four Loko, it looks like I'll finally be upgrading.

Get to know the Link Dolls.

I don't think these young perverts know how fortunate they are these days. That thought crosses my mind every time I think about the convenience of modern pornography and the bullshit that people had to put up with in the past. Your parents couldn't enjoy the ultra-realism of 4K ultra-high definition sex videos, and your grandparents didn't even have the internet. In the old days, if you wanted a sex doll, you had to go to a weird, weird-smelling adult store along the highway, and the only option was an inflatable doll with a cartoonish face that you had to be very drunk to hit.

I remember the 90s when RealDolls started to gain public attention. The brand is still one of the biggest players in the realistic sex doll game and the prices are still worth it. If you've been perusing the sex doll store listings at ThePornDude and window shopping these fake women, you already get it. Foreign brands tend to offer better value, but there are some minor logistical issues to deal with in the process.

And then there is LinkDolls. I had assumed that it was another Chinese brand, since I see them so often around here. But when I opened the page, I was surprised to see that everything was written in clear English. I am not 100% sure that it is an American brand, but it is shipped from the US. Naturally, the first thing I did was to compare prices with other stores in the US, like Tantaly. Sure enough, they are a bit more expensive than brands that ship from China, but comparable to domestic brands; LinkDolls is in the mid-price range for this type of product, I believe.

While it will cost a few dollars more than Asian dolls, there are some strong advantages to buying from LinkDolls.com, at least if you are an American. For one, I don't know if anyone has ever ordered something across the ocean from a company that doesn't speak English, but it really fucking hurts. In addition to the self-cleaning feature, it has a pussy that suctions and vibrates, plus a sweet smelling anus so you can fuck if you need something tighter. I wasn't going to spend the money, but I am impressed with this state-of-the-art sex doll technology.

The full-bodied LinkDolls are more expensive, starting at just under $2,000, which is a damn bargain compared to RealDolls, but more than I would pay for a Joy Love Doll made in China. Again, I am impressed with the range of products LinkDolls.com carries, and the aisles are full of anime sex dolls, Japanese sex dolls, BBWs and redhead sex dolls.

Big-eyed anime sex dolls seem to have grown in popularity in recent years, thanks to hentai-obsessed Redditors and neckbeards. Alien link dolls, on the other hand, are something to behold. Even if you've never fantasized about fucking a fairy, goblin, or succubus, it's something worth looking at for curiosity's sake. There are pregnant dolls with pointed ears and curious expressions, as well as sex fiends with goat horns. White-haired vampire girls and Elvira look-alike vampire girls are a must for erotic goths: also popular are white-haired vampire girls and girls who have mastered sexiness, like Elvira (Mistress of the Dark).

Do I need one of these link dolls?

I fap-test the best porn in the world day and night, and sometimes the worst. But I always think it's a little weird that I browse these sites with a semi-suspicious mind, knowing that it's not a real girl. I don't think it's much different than getting excited about porno cartoons, because those aren't real either. The big difference is that, unlike cartoons, you can actually nail the link dolls.

It really got me thinking. I fuck porn stars every week on PornDudeCasting and when I review smut, of course I have to masturbate for professional reasons. Still, I have quite a bit of downtime left for my ding-dong. Since small torsos and boots start at under $100, I might as well use the new toys from Link Dolls.

Then again, maybe I should wait; LinkDolls.com releases at least four new products every month. Sure, there are plenty of attractive torsos already available, but maybe my dream torso will be released next week. This is worse than trying to pick out something to watch on Netflix or Pornhub; LinkDolls has a fairly typical return/exchange policy for sex dolls, so you really need to pick the right one first. This is like buying a new toothbrush; if it doesn't work for you, it's not something you can box up and sell again.

If you ask me, the sweet spot for Link Dollars is about $300. The cheaper models will accept penis donations, and the pricier ones have more bells and whistles, but 3 Benjamins can get you a gorgeous, realistic torso sex doll without breaking the bank. Even at this price point, many come with vibrating Gemini and other perks.

I half-expected Linkeddolls to be a cheap knockoff of ThePornDude, a list-based smut directory with a beautiful girl theme. Fortunately, my prediction was way off. Actually, I'm still not sure where they got the "Link" part of their brand name from, but I'm pretty sure it's not as important as the "Doll" part. They are not throwing the term around as a metaphor for a picture-perfect woman. Rather, they call themselves Link Dolls because they sell dolls. You can bet your right testicle that in this world's largest adult entertainment directory we are not going to talk about Barbie, American Girl, or any of the weird ultra-realistic babies that women buy when they can't get pregnant or go nuts. Sorry, but these guys don't sell wifey pillows either. They say that anything with courage can be a sex toy, but LinkDolls.com sells dolls that are made to fuck. From a DIY sex robot made out of pool noodles and a can of Four Loko, it looks like I'll finally be upgrading. Get to know the Link Dolls. I don't think these young perverts know how fortunate they are these days. That thought crosses my mind every time I think about the convenience of modern pornography and the bullshit that people had to put up with in the past. Your parents couldn't enjoy the ultra-realism of 4K ultra-high definition sex videos, and your grandparents didn't even have the internet. In the old days, if you wanted a sex doll, you had to go to a weird, weird-smelling adult store along the highway, and the only option was an inflatable doll with a cartoonish face that you had to be very drunk to hit. I remember the 90s when RealDolls started to gain public attention. The brand is still one of the biggest players in the realistic sex doll game and the prices are still worth it. If you've been perusing the sex doll store listings at ThePornDude and window shopping these fake women, you already get it. Foreign brands tend to offer better value, but there are some minor logistical issues to deal with in the process. And then there is LinkDolls. I had assumed that it was another Chinese brand, since I see them so often around here. But when I opened the page, I was surprised to see that everything was written in clear English. I am not 100% sure that it is an American brand, but it is shipped from the US. Naturally, the first thing I did was to compare prices with other stores in the US, like Tantaly. Sure enough, they are a bit more expensive than brands that ship from China, but comparable to domestic brands; LinkDolls is in the mid-price range for this type of product, I believe. While it will cost a few dollars more than Asian dolls, there are some strong advantages to buying from LinkDolls.com, at least if you are an American. For one, I don't know if anyone has ever ordered something across the ocean from a company that doesn't speak English, but it really fucking hurts. In addition to the self-cleaning feature, it has a pussy that suctions and vibrates, plus a sweet smelling anus so you can fuck if you need something tighter. I wasn't going to spend the money, but I am impressed with this state-of-the-art sex doll technology. The full-bodied LinkDolls are more expensive, starting at just under $2,000, which is a damn bargain compared to RealDolls, but more than I would pay for a Joy Love Doll made in China. Again, I am impressed with the range of products LinkDolls.com carries, and the aisles are full of anime sex dolls, Japanese sex dolls, BBWs and redhead sex dolls. Big-eyed anime sex dolls seem to have grown in popularity in recent years, thanks to hentai-obsessed Redditors and neckbeards. Alien link dolls, on the other hand, are something to behold. Even if you've never fantasized about fucking a fairy, goblin, or succubus, it's something worth looking at for curiosity's sake. There are pregnant dolls with pointed ears and curious expressions, as well as sex fiends with goat horns. White-haired vampire girls and Elvira look-alike vampire girls are a must for erotic goths: also popular are white-haired vampire girls and girls who have mastered sexiness, like Elvira (Mistress of the Dark). Do I need one of these link dolls? I fap-test the best porn in the world day and night, and sometimes the worst. But I always think it's a little weird that I browse these sites with a semi-suspicious mind, knowing that it's not a real girl. I don't think it's much different than getting excited about porno cartoons, because those aren't real either. The big difference is that, unlike cartoons, you can actually nail the link dolls. It really got me thinking. I fuck porn stars every week on PornDudeCasting and when I review smut, of course I have to masturbate for professional reasons. Still, I have quite a bit of downtime left for my ding-dong. Since small torsos and boots start at under $100, I might as well use the new toys from Link Dolls. Then again, maybe I should wait; LinkDolls.com releases at least four new products every month. Sure, there are plenty of attractive torsos already available, but maybe my dream torso will be released next week. This is worse than trying to pick out something to watch on Netflix or Pornhub; LinkDolls has a fairly typical return/exchange policy for sex dolls, so you really need to pick the right one first. This is like buying a new toothbrush; if it doesn't work for you, it's not something you can box up and sell again. If you ask me, the sweet spot for Link Dollars is about $300. The cheaper models will accept penis donations, and the pricier ones have more bells and whistles, but 3 Benjamins can get you a gorgeous, realistic torso sex doll without breaking the bank. Even at this price point, many come with vibrating Gemini and other perks. The old inflatable fuck dolls were c