Lelo com

You've been spending a lot of time alone lately. So have I. The coronavirus has made my life crazy. But as a full-time porn reviewer, I'm used to sitting at home alone watching anal masturbation. It's the longest I've spent without getting kicked out of Starbucks for masturbating. I'm sure I'm looking for something to enhance those lonely days. I browsed Lelo this morning to add some new spice to my hourly fap routine.

Lelo.com has been selling high-end, upscale sex toys since 2003. I can tell you now that the idiots who sold you cheap, leaky, jagged silicone anuses don't have that kind of track record. This manufacturer of vibrators and cock massages attracts over 20,000 visitors a day. Some window shop, others buy to get through quarantine. I am still waiting for my stimulus check and am ready to blow it on my new cock-stroking machine.

Genital Massager for Gentlemen and Ladies

Most of Lelo's sex toys (about two-thirds) are designed with women in mind. This should come as no surprise to anyone who has ever been to a porn store, seen a dirty movie, or used the Internet. The company has always specialized in vibrators, and vibrators have historically been the domain of the fairer sex solo sex.

Nevertheless, the store does carry sex toys for men, women, and couples. Instead of the branded grab bags found in some online sex stores, they carry Lelo's own, award-winning designs of toys. There's also a separate aisle of condoms and sex accessories, so you don't have to force dry metal phalluses up your anus.

The website exudes luxury from the moment you land. At the top of the page, instead of a porn star wielding a flimsy rubber cock in a giant fake jug, a young model in panties poses next to a photo of an eggplant-colored sex toy that looks a little like a spongy vegetable. Frankly, if you took this out of context, you would never have guessed that it was meant to be used for masturbation.

This eggplant toy is the Sona 2 Cruise, a new gadget for women that is advertised with the tagline, "Clitoral Mind-Blowing." As a man who writes with one hand for a living, I appreciate this play on words. Women will appreciate its large surface area, wide range of sonic strengths, and the ability to ring harder the harder you press. Priced at about $120, this is a sale price; I mentioned that Lelo.com is a luxury item.

At least they don't charge for shipping. This is about as good as it gets. But wait, there's more... Lelo.com is running a "#StaySafe" campaign to help you stay home, stay happy, and, let's be honest, develop business for themselves. Nothing wrong with that, especially since the campaign offers free sex toys with bulk orders, and with a $169 purchase, you get a Picobon Remoji app-controlled toy, although we'd say the Remoji is a dick harness with a built-in vibrating cock ring and water pipe. It's a buzzing ass plug with Bluetooth.

These sex toys are award-winning!

Scroll down the home page of Lelo.com and you'll notice that these are not your typical fake dicks that you might find for sale in a dingy store along the highway. They all have a sci-fi aesthetic and are made of clean silicone and shiny metal. Some are shaped like traditional pseudo-penises, others like rings or futuristic rabbit toys.

It's easy to design something cool looking, but these can turn you on hard. lelo has won multiple awards for their sex toys. in 2019 alone, they have won the XBiz Award for Luxury Brand of the Year, the Best Luxury Toy Range Adultex Award, and the iF Design Award for Product Design; Women's Health called the brand "the best in high-tech intimacy." PornDude manor I wish I could submit it to and get it approved, but I guess I'll just have to take the word of the other sexperts.

A look at the bestsellers page shows some exciting gizmos for which Lelo has received high praise. Sona 2 Cruise, mentioned earlier, is at the top of the list, along with his previous work. The Soraya 2 Rabbit, the Ola 3 Ring vibrator, and the classic, almost cock-shaped Gigi 2 also boast. For men, we recommend the Tor 2, the "best vibrating cock ring." Remote-controlled couples massagers are also a big hit, as is a line of high-end Hex condoms.

And what's this: a can-shaped object called the F1 Developer's Kit, which looks like something you'd take into space to masturbate with in 2001: A Space Odyssey, is an eye-catcher. Advertised as "the world's first SDK-enabled male pleasure object," we decided to take a closer look. High-tech male masturbation device

When I said I was going to put my money into a new sex toy, at first I kind of lied, but now I'm wondering if a hooker just took my wallet and ran. It's expensive, but it looks like a much better upgrade than a sex robot made out of fresh lights, Tenga flip holes, a raft and a can of Pringles. This would be a perfect complement to my VR sex helmet. The body is made of textured black aluminum and the internals are made of silicone. It is visible through a side portal.

The F1S, like all of Lelo's female toys, has dual motors and multiple strengths. It also uses the same technology that sends sound waves deep into your penis, not just the surface-level vibrations of many other vibrators. This magical thing gets to work as soon as it feels you coming inside, and can keep you feeling good for two hours on a single charge.

Like all Lelo devices, you can control the F1S with your iOS or Android device; when it said "Developer's Kit," I thought it would be some sort of half-assed beta version, but with the features we have now, we are already sold. If you are an app developer, you can use the dedicated free SDK to control the sensors and buzzer and further customize the experience. There's no other way to put it: it's $169, so it's eligible for a free buzzer butt plug.

Golden butt plugs for fancy men

Speaking of butt plugs, there is a 24-karat gold one called Earl, but if you want to save $1,000, there is also a stainless steel one, and I love that it comes with cufflinks that say LELO on them. Attend your next board meeting with this set and you'll be considered a classy motherfucker without having to shove a gold nugget up your asshole.

Gold anal beads and vibrators are also available for those with deep pockets. Billed as "the world's most exclusive massager," the Ines costs more than $15,000. If that's too much for your wallet, don't worry; Sezzle offers four payments. You only pay $3,750 every few weeks. You can afford that, too.

Most of Lelo.com's products aren't that expensive, but it's the high prices that you perverts hate the most. Even the introductory cock ring costs $140, which is some of the cheapest toys the company sells. But this is no child's play; these products are built to last and to get you really hard.

If you have fat pockets, love to masturbate, and appreciate the finer things in life, Lelo.com will be your type of sex toy store. Clean and classy, the store also has dick massagers and clitoral buzzers. Even if you don't plan to buy anything to massage your privates today, this store is worth it just to see what's going on in the world of cutting-edge sex toys. But be careful. You came here to window shop and now you're looking for a purse.

You've been spending a lot of time alone lately. So have I. The coronavirus has made my life crazy. But as a full-time porn reviewer, I'm used to sitting at home alone watching anal masturbation. It's the longest I've spent without getting kicked out of Starbucks for masturbating. I'm sure I'm looking for something to enhance those lonely days. I browsed Lelo this morning to add some new spice to my hourly fap routine. Lelo.com has been selling high-end, upscale sex toys since 2003. I can tell you now that the idiots who sold you cheap, leaky, jagged silicone anuses don't have that kind of track record. This manufacturer of vibrators and cock massages attracts over 20,000 visitors a day. Some window shop, others buy to get through quarantine. I am still waiting for my stimulus check and am ready to blow it on my new cock-stroking machine. Genital Massager for Gentlemen and Ladies Most of Lelo's sex toys (about two-thirds) are designed with women in mind. This should come as no surprise to anyone who has ever been to a porn store, seen a dirty movie, or used the Internet. The company has always specialized in vibrators, and vibrators have historically been the domain of the fairer sex solo sex. Nevertheless, the store does carry sex toys for men, women, and couples. Instead of the branded grab bags found in some online sex stores, they carry Lelo's own, award-winning designs of toys. There's also a separate aisle of condoms and sex accessories, so you don't have to force dry metal phalluses up your anus. The website exudes luxury from the moment you land. At the top of the page, instead of a porn star wielding a flimsy rubber cock in a giant fake jug, a young model in panties poses next to a photo of an eggplant-colored sex toy that looks a little like a spongy vegetable. Frankly, if you took this out of context, you would never have guessed that it was meant to be used for masturbation. This eggplant toy is the Sona 2 Cruise, a new gadget for women that is advertised with the tagline, "Clitoral Mind-Blowing." As a man who writes with one hand for a living, I appreciate this play on words. Women will appreciate its large surface area, wide range of sonic strengths, and the ability to ring harder the harder you press. Priced at about $120, this is a sale price; I mentioned that Lelo.com is a luxury item. At least they don't charge for shipping. This is about as good as it gets. But wait, there's more... Lelo.com is running a "#StaySafe" campaign to help you stay home, stay happy, and, let's be honest, develop business for themselves. Nothing wrong with that, especially since the campaign offers free sex toys with bulk orders, and with a $169 purchase, you get a Picobon Remoji app-controlled toy, although we'd say the Remoji is a dick harness with a built-in vibrating cock ring and water pipe. It's a buzzing ass plug with Bluetooth. These sex toys are award-winning! Scroll down the home page of Lelo.com and you'll notice that these are not your typical fake dicks that you might find for sale in a dingy store along the highway. They all have a sci-fi aesthetic and are made of clean silicone and shiny metal. Some are shaped like traditional pseudo-penises, others like rings or futuristic rabbit toys. It's easy to design something cool looking, but these can turn you on hard. lelo has won multiple awards for their sex toys. in 2019 alone, they have won the XBiz Award for Luxury Brand of the Year, the Best Luxury Toy Range Adultex Award, and the iF Design Award for Product Design; Women's Health called the brand "the best in high-tech intimacy." PornDude manor I wish I could submit it to and get it approved, but I guess I'll just have to take the word of the other sexperts. A look at the bestsellers page shows some exciting gizmos for which Lelo has received high praise. Sona 2 Cruise, mentioned earlier, is at the top of the list, along with his previous work. The Soraya 2 Rabbit, the Ola 3 Ring vibrator, and the classic, almost cock-shaped Gigi 2 also boast. For men, we recommend the Tor 2, the "best vibrating cock ring." Remote-controlled couples massagers are also a big hit, as is a line of high-end Hex condoms. And what's this: a can-shaped object called the F1 Developer's Kit, which looks like something you'd take into space to masturbate with in 2001: A Space Odyssey, is an eye-catcher. Advertised as "the world's first SDK-enabled male pleasure object," we decided to take a closer look. High-tech male masturbation device When I said I was going to put my money into a new sex toy, at first I kind of lied, but now I'm wondering if a hooker just took my wallet and ran. It's expensive, but it looks like a much better upgrade than a sex robot made out of fresh lights, Tenga flip holes, a raft and a can of Pringles. This would be a perfect complement to my VR sex helmet. The body is made of textured black aluminum and the internals are made of silicone. It is visible through a side portal. The F1S, like all of Lelo's female toys, has dual motors and multiple strengths. It also uses the same technology that sends sound waves deep into your penis, not just the surface-level vibrations of many other vibrators. This magical thing gets to work as soon as it feels you coming inside, and can keep you feeling good for two hours on a single charge. Like all Lelo devices, you can control the F1S with your iOS or Android device; when it said "Developer's Kit," I thought it would be some sort of half-assed beta version, but with the features we have now, we are already sold. If you are an app developer, you can use the dedicated free SDK to control the sensors and buzzer and further customize the experience. There's no other way to put it: it's $169, so it's eligible for a free buzzer butt plug. Golden butt plugs for fancy men Speaking of butt plugs, there is a 24-karat gold one called Earl, but if you want to save $1,000, there is also a stainless steel one, and I love that it comes with cufflinks that say LELO on them. Attend your next board meeting with this set and you'll be considered a classy motherfucker without having to shove a gold nugget up your asshole. Gold anal beads and vibrators are also available for those with deep pockets. Billed as "the world's most exclusive massager," the Ines costs more than $15,000. If that's too much for your wallet, don't worry; Sezzle offers four payments. You only pay $3,750 every few weeks. You can afford that, too. Most of Lelo.com's products aren't that expensive, but it's the high prices that you perverts hate the most. Even the introductory cock ring costs $140, which is some of the cheapest toys the company sells. But this is no child's play; these products are built to last and to get you really hard. If you have fat pockets, love to masturbate, and appreciate the finer things in life, Lelo.com will be your type of sex toy store. Clean and classy, the store also has dick massagers and clitoral buzzers. Even if you don't plan to buy anything to massage your privates today, this store is worth it just to see what's going on in the world of cutting-edge sex toys. But be careful. You came here to window shop and now you're looking for a purse.