Joy Love Dolls

JoyLoveDolls. There comes a time in every man's life when he is ready to increase his masturbation. Of course, I'm considering free and premium sex sites here, which have the best porn in the world available at the click of a mouse. But sometimes just looking at hot sluts being raped on your screen isn't enough. You can rent a woman for the night on an escort site or buy yourself a cute doll on a site like JoyLoveDolls.

The world of ultra-realistic sex dolls has been expanding and evolving like crazy since RealDolls first appeared on the scene decades ago, and JoyLoveDolls.com is one of the new players in this game. However, according to their "About Us" page, they are "the fastest-growing seller of real sex dolls in the sex doll industry, having already gained significant market share and credibility." They get 250,000 visitors a month, which isn't bad for a site that sells real artificial pussy.

Futuristic realism, porn star size

I downloaded the site this morning with a hangover, a foggy head and a desire to wipe the gooey crap out of my dick. He wondered why the thumbnails didn't move when he hovered over them and didn't realize he was masturbating to a love doll site.

"I realized it wasn't a porno movie thumbnail," I continued aggressively stroking my cock while looking at the juicy booties and lush boobs on the page. Porn Bitch."

He was still a little drunk, apparently it made him want to get his hands on some silicone beauties, and he started looking around for a credit card. Because I was looking for a credit card. But maybe I just have an eye for cheap stuff.

When my vision became less blurry and the text clearer, the first thing that came up was a huge 20% off offer stacked on top of a bubble butt TPE fuckdolls. This is a Christmas campaign only for premium sex dolls, but it's likely that the company is offering many seasonal discounts to keep up with its competitors.

Other offers mentioned on the landing page include a 100% best price guarantee and payment options starting at $79 a month when paying through Klarna. That said, they accept PayPal, Visa and Master Card, but why not use some crap you've never heard of when you buy $2k masturbation toys from overseas. They have payment plans.

Speaking of buying from overseas, I looked up the website and it's hard to tell where they ship from, but they handle all customs duties and taxes for the US, Europe and the UK. Romanians have to pay an additional fee, but the reason for this is not explained. Shipping is free anywhere in the world.

Masturbation dolls are made to order

Sex dolls are made to order, so production begins as soon as you receive your order. You will receive an initial email confirmation, and within 12 days you will receive another email confirmationYou'll notice lots of big SALE badges on blonde bimbo and brunette "teenagers"-the Anastasia Premium TPE WM-Doll has dropped in price from $2,199 to $1,699. Click on any of the artificial women to see a list of options.

The artificial woman, Jordan Premium, reminded me of a girl I used to fuck until I got tired of her incessant babbling. I liked the idea of owning a version of her that didn't talk, and this time I could legally keep her under the basement stairs, so I went to her customization/details page.

Create your own dream slut.

JoyLoveDolls features masturbation dolls from a variety of manufacturers. Jordan is a YL doll, and the site claims it is "one of the best brands of sex dolls." The pictures look realistic enough to make my stick hard and ready to poke TPE's pussy, so I scrolled down to see how I could trick this bitch out.

You can choose your new body shape, including height, boob size and skin color. Just below, I was surprised to see a "choose body temperature" option-you can use a USB vagina heater, a full body heater, or both to get you through the fuck. When realistic love dolls came along, the ice sluts that only necrophiles could enjoy now feel like living women.

The downside is that the body warming option is not compatible with the EVO skeleton, which moves better than the standard, but can turn you into a cold woman. Ah, the decisions, the decisions.

Hair style, eye color, nipple width and color are chosen at checkout. You can choose from several different bust, mouth and pussy sizes to fuck. JoyLoveDolls sells bald, combed love dolls, thick 70's afro-crusts or anything in between.

You can choose your JoyLoveDoll's hair color and hairstyle, but what I really like is that you can buy extra heads for your babe. If you get tired of seeing one girl's dead eyes drilling into her skull, you can replace her entire head with a new one. Or, like Henry Lee Lucas, you can fuck a girl without a head. Then she won't talk back.

When I went to review JoyLoveDolls, I had no intention of buying a sex doll, but their selection really bothered me. The pictures of these fake sluts are hot enough to make me tense, and I really like the variety you get. If you have the money, you can buy masturbation devices modeled after your dream girl. But they are all much cheaper than my wife's, and they don't have the bad taste of porn addiction.