The concept of "hot" can be difficult to define, but erotic massage arguably falls under a broad descriptive term. It's one of those words that has different meanings depending on who says it. Your local meteorologist saying it's hot is sending a different message than your favorite internet porn mascot saying the same thing. If I'm talking about hot massages, then it's definitely not hippie bullshit, how they rub your body with a burnt stone. I think you can have it if you want, but it would be even better if the girl was completely naked and had a happy ending.
The warmth of one person is the frigidity of another. Anything that can give you an erection can make your best friend Ding Dong cringe like a frightened turtle. However, I can say this. Hot.com is visited by millions of users per month. This means that the temperature here must be high and hot. The site features advertisements for erotic massages from around the world and the internet, making it a great place to find a local massage after your hands get tired.
Who wants to raise their hand to me
Before we dive into busty masseuses and their erotic offerings, let's start with some details about Hot. Most of the massage sites I reviewed here on ThePornDude are like virtual message boards where escorts, dominatrixes, and massage pros can post ads for their products. Hot.com, on the other hand, is actually a search engine for real adult services. And this is reflected on the landing page. This is very similar to Google if its headquarters were in the red light district. It's just a search bar behind a strip club neon sign advertising LIVE NUDE GIRLS, setting the tone for the entire visit.
I wrote another review for Hot.com. There, we focused on the list of escorts, as this is one of the biggest attractions of the site. Honestly, this is a handy site for many local erection-focused services such as strip clubs, adult bookstores, dating sites, sex forums, and more. Whatever your goal, one of the main attractions of this site is that it has listings from all over the world. Enter your city to see what the area is like.
Below the search bar on this homepage, a menu of US states opens, starting with the Alabama cities of Birmingham and Montgomery, followed by Australia, Europe, Asia, and Africa. So if you are in St. Petersburg, Bratislava, Budapest, Hong Kong or Rio de Janeiro, Hot.com can help you. Anyone looking for a world tour of massage parlors.
Well, if you click on one of the cities on the main page, Hot will take you to another page and classify the list of regions. Here you can really see what the site has to offer and how it is better than random escort sites and erotic massage directories. You will find escorts, adult clubs, 4 women striptease clubs, cabaret shows, sex shops and several other categories .
However, I came here for only one purpose: to have a sexy woman touch my entire aching body. So I clicked on massage parlors and found dozens of massage parlors in New Orleans.
What they say about local masseuses.
One of Hot.com's biggest and best tricks is how it collects content from other sites. This means that they have escorts from different sites in their escort area. The same is true in erotic massage parlors. It's not clear in this section what site it's getting data from, but there's a lot of it, so I'm not complaining.
As soon as I opened the menu for a local salon, I was presented with a photo of the location and a phone number listed under each thumbnail. You can leave it as it is and start taking orders over the phone, but there is a lot of other information. Thanks to Google, you can also view opening hours and get directions. No need to worry about leaving a paper trail as no registration is required to view contact information and more. Your wife has no reason to know about this.
When I was browsing Hot's escort side, I couldn't help but notice the lack of reviews as reviews are one of the key indicators of success or failure when reviewing escort directories. Hot handles the list of places differently. However, there is a review section for each erotic massage parlor. I didn't see a lot of feedback on my visit today, but I'm glad the feature is there, I hope you see it. Reviews can help you when buying a new video game, changing your mobile carrier, or hiring someone to fix your pee muscle fracture.
I found a very helpful one star review for a place called Healthy Massage. Hot users just two words explained why perverts like you and me do not like this place. Erotic,” he wrote.Oddly enough, such bad reviews are very helpful, but when we talk about erotic massage, it becomes territorial. Another reason why these embedded reviews are so important. Don't catch your dick in a healthy living room.
Rubbing my tired and naughty body
I decided to try searching for erotic massage on Hot.com from a different angle. Instead of clicking on the location link on the first page, I searched for "erotic massage in San Francisco." It produced several pages of text results with links to local locations. You never know where your text results are coming from as it is a much better selection of real locations than a "real" search engine.
Clicking on the "Images" link below the search bar will bring up a familiar thumbnail view, similar to viewing links to cities. Again, contact information, hours of operation and driving instructions were readily available. However, it's been kind of a mystery which places offer happy endings and which ones really condemn spanking your cock.
In the end, the biggest problem most people have is figuring out which massage parlors are really erotic and which ones just want to massage your back. for themselves. This is nothing new in the world of erotic massage. Because establishments have historically relied on word of mouth to win business. Sites like Hot make it a little easier, but we're still a bit dependent on the customers who have gone before us.
With that said, I highly recommend taking a look at what Hot.com has to offer in your area. A quick search will reveal if there is a massage parlor. I like to be aware of these things, even if I don't ask for a massage, because you never know when the desire will arise. It also costs nothing and doesn't require you to sign up for an account, so just enter your city and see what you see.