Hi there, Hentai here. I am always on the lookout for new and awesome sites filled with incredibly sexy hentai videos. And it doesn't just tell them to fuck. I love this shit. I want my own personal library. But every once in a while, I want to be generous and share some info with you guys. After all, the more traffic these sites get, the more content they can send out. And as you know, not all hentai sites are created equal. Some sites suck, and some sites blow your mind. I hope the site I present today is the latter, but I doubt it.
HeyHentai.com is a premium hentai site. It is already full of suspiciousness. I am not usually one to pay for my hentai, but there are many, and I mean very many, free hentai sites with full length HD videos. But maybe these sites offer amazing quality. I don't mind paying whatever price and content is where I need it to be.
HeyHentai is not entirely new to the game; it was founded in 2010, or at least that's when the domain was acquired. Since then, it has gone through twists and turns to get to where it is today. In the past year or so they have had views that have ranged anywhere from 80-300,000 per month. Not the most consistent track record. I know meth addicted whores that manage to maintain a more consistent customer base than this site, damn.
High membership prices.
And it's a very normal subscription price. Depending on the length of the subscription, it ranges from $9-$30 a month; a 3-day trial is $1, which isn't bad. But you need to be careful with that shit. After that, if you don't cancel in time, they charge you $50 per month. The entire subscription page is misleading; there are only 5 left, you can't see the video previews, you can't see how many videos are available, etc., etc., etc. I understand that the site wants to have something mysterious to draw people in, but at least give us a little peek at the good stuff.
I usually explain other details first, but this time I'm going to reverse it a bit and let you guys know what you need to know. I sat here and bit the bullet so you don't have to know, it's like a friend fucking a kinky slut pussy during a threesome. She will only be interested in a mediocre blowjob, but she will be rewarded with endless brother points for the act. That kind of karma will pay off in the future. Besides, it's not like I can't get enough action myself.
Less than 200 videos of short, low quality clips of hentai videos from decades ago.
My guess is that the catalog is so lacking that it doesn't give all the details. That is not an immediate death sentence here, but I was disappointed. I have access to about 200 clips of sexy hentai videos. I had high hopes that these videos would be full-length episodes of new, daring, kinky hentai. But instead this site jumps on the nostalgia train. We get 5-10 minute clips from old style hentai, which is not necessarily a bad thing. Some of the old hentai shows were fucking great.
No tags, no categories, not even episode names.
I can't even be bothered to label my videos. You know how much I love organization. Most people who enjoy Dick in the Raw probably don't care much where hentai comes from, but I'm a man of taste. I have a favorite series and watch it daily. I want episode names, artist names, series names, character names, and more, so I can cross-reference them with only the best series." Hottie with a nice rack takes on two big cocks" is the best. A reverse search will also bring up the name HENTAI. It's that simple.
There is no way to stream or download video in HD.
The video quality options were confusing. Being an older HENTAI, I wasn't expecting 1080p streaming or download options, but that's ok. I keep seeing "low quality" or "iPhone version" as options for downloading or streaming. What the heck does that mean? I hope they at least include the actual video quality as a toggle option. And I have a feeling that some of these hentai will have remastered versions or at least high quality downloads. Some of these seem lackluster. I would like to see more modern hentai uploaded as well.
One thing this site has going for it is the design of the site. With the white and pink theme, it looks quite modern. It's not stunning, but it is functional. And really the only page is the video page. Everything else is Home or Support. Previews can be organized by most recent, most viewed, top rated, etc. The previews are respectable enough. Title, video length, rating. No upload date. No animated previews. If you want to keep that traffic constant, you will need to make some changes.
The video does have a photo section, which I found odd. It is usually more like live porn. I know the sexy photos from the photo shoots are added to the bottom or another tab. Since they advertise it as HD photos, I figured at least I could get sexy HD hentai photos. Why not call them "screenshots" or something? These are just screen grabs from videos that are far from HD. Disappointments like this make me flashback to my bitchy ex, fuck.
Pretty decent mobile experience.
The mobile site was actually good. I wasn't sure what to expect given the lack of features in the desktop version, but it happened to be decent. The video previews take up the center of the screen and allow you to browse through the videos fairly easily. All videos play and stream without any problems. No complaints. If they had a larger catalog, this site would be a blast to fap to on mobile. I like some of the subtle changes they have made here. The menus are neatly tucked away. Video previews are easily viewable. Honestly, I was expecting a straight port of the desktop version, but they surprised me.
My favorite features of ThePornDude
The site's theme and design are pretty on point. I mean, how can you not be attracted to the mascot? It's a cartoon girl in a tight swimsuit with big boobs. She knows how to win my heart. And the mobile version of the site was also wonderfully done. I wish they would focus on more kinky hentai content like this.
Membership is too expensive for the small catalog of content you get. My main suggestion is to do away with the membership altogether and advertise here. That way, we can offer a wider range of content while still attracting a larger audience. And maybe add HD video and make it membership only. Either way, something needs to change in this setup. It doesn't work well as a site, nor is it where it needs to be for the average user. With a few structural changes here and there, this site would be a great source of old school hentai.
Final Thoughts on ThePornDude
Overall, this site has some good points, but its small catalog and the lack of filtering and organizing features make it a difficult site to navigate. However, keep your eyes peeled. Sites like this one have a track record of proving me wrong and rising to the top when no one is looking. Hopefully, they will add more content and do a decent site reform. But even as it is now, you can still find kinky, old-style hentai porn that you won't find anywhere else, so you might want to check it out.