Hey MILF

HeyMILF Just when I thought the Japanese porn industry couldn't surprise me, sites like HeyMILF make me sing a Hail Mary out of my ass. I've seen Japanese porn in every genre and every category. I've seen women put eels in their vaginas and asses. I've also seen women fuck live octopuses. I'm sure I've seen terrible pornography with Japanese girls putting spikes in their asses. It looks like the Japanese have come full circle and are now trying to break into the public porn market with HeyMILF, a site that offers a large selection of JAV productions featuring only Japanese MILFs.

Yes, we've finally reached the climax of Japanese porn, and it looks like they've gone down the rabbit hole and popped out the other end. Now they're making porn for normal people. Note: This is not MILF porn with octopuses and eels. This is regular MILF porn with Japanese MILFs having sex with normal human men. I didn't know something so normal could come out in this country. I thought the Japanese had completely forgotten that a penis could enter a vagina. But, alas, they surprised me again.

Paying for a premium video.

But, and this is a big but, this is a premium site. You have to pay to watch these videos. You don't want to pay a subscription fee for porn when you can easily get porn on free porn sites. However, the content on HeyMILF is so hot that it really deserves a subscription, so to each their own. I'm not trying to encourage people to subscribe. I am not an advertiser, I am trying to provide unbiased coverage of this site as a viewer. I am not an advertiser. I am a professional masturbator. So, did I masturbate to these videos? Absolutely, 100% yes. These videos are hot and worth every penny.

I'll tell you about the prices and subscriptions later. That's the boring part. For now, let's talk about the sexy details of HeyMILF - you know, the real MILFs. And let's be honest, these are pretty sexy ladies. But they're not the sexiest JAV actresses I've ever seen. It's kind of a catch-22. The hottest Japanese porn stars are young and look like high school girls. High school girls have no place on a MILF-oriented site. That's why the hottest Japanese bitches don't belong on this site. The best girls in the industry are disqualified by default because they are too young to pass for MILF. So we can only look at the sexiest MILFs Japan has to offer, but even so, we make a small compromise.

Hot chicks with big boobs.

Many of these women have fake breasts. Many of them hide their wrinkles with makeup. And some of them are perfect but invisible.

Weeping Lesbians from the Book of Weeping

However, there are categories. There are many categories covering all kinds of sex that MILFs do with men. There's also a lesbian category, but there's only one video in which six perfect Japanese girls on the beach fondle each other with a vibrator on a mat. It's a little weird, to be honest. One of the great things about Japanese porn stars is that she looks like she's under some kind of duress. This is how the Japanese porn industry portrays sexual submission. Now imagine six women trying to be submissive while simultaneously going over each other's fingers.

It doesn't look like they're having sex. It looks like a bunch of drifting sea creatures looking for help and raging uncontrollably. You can watch the video yourself. You can find it in the "Lesbians" section of the website. Watch this video and tell me that these women don't look like they are in some kind of panic. They just look like they're having a fit. They don't look sexually aroused. That's what happens when you get a group of heterosexual women together and have them pretend to be lesbians. Or maybe that's how lesbians in Japan have sex, or maybe I just don't know. Either way, these women don't seem to be having much fun. They just seem to be mocking each other. The operator is waving instructions at the girls, and they seem to be trying to stop him, but they can't. However, you can still enjoy this video in 1080p, so enjoy it.