Hentai.tv

I always thought hentai was really geeky sheikh shit, why wave your dick in anime when there is a whole world of HD hardcore porn out there. There's millions of anal licking and teenage cherry porn on free video sites. But the porn on sites like Hentai.TV is different from the typical, boring Pokemon stuff.

Hentai.TV is a relatively new site. The domain is a few years old, and I only discovered the site more recently. Hentai TV already gets hundreds of visitors a day because nerds always talk about themselves on Reddit and other sites where there are no women. It's obviously perverted, freaky and dirty enough to get someone's attention. Let's see what happens to your old friend "Porn Dude".

There are more perverted cartoons than Adult Swim.

I have to compliment Hentai TV on their logo. It's basically a pastiche of the Pornhub logo, but with an angle on the TV/Hub part. Simple but effective; Hentai isn't vanilla, so I can see how it could be freaky hentai. The horns are there.

All of these thumbnails are cartoon, doujinshi, and HD porn anime videos. You can get a feel for the perverted anime-porn persuasion in these images. Of course, they are animated, not flesh-and-blood women, but they are definitely not the Saturday morning shit you show your kids when you are hungover and trying to figure out if you got an STD from a girl on Tinder last night.

Let's start at the top with the "newest doujin" row. The first comic is about a loli girl being crushed and maybe raped by a BBW with a unicorn horn, a nun, and a smiling woman in a uniform she doesn't recognize. Next to that is the story of the sad but well-endowed catgirl with a chain dangling from her neck. Next to that is a book about a pedophile or a shotacon, something that would never work in a realistic format. Finally, we have a story about a high school girl who gets raped by pale-skinned, creepy, monstrous men.

Damn. While I'm not sure about greasy nerds living in their mother's basement and masturbating on top of their cartoon body pillow girlfriends, it's actually a pretty hot story. A lot of it is really impossible to film, not to mention the questionable legality of using real actors to film it. The only one I can think of that has shot anything close to this in real footage is the Czech company that produces HorrorPorn.

It's better than another beating up on the X-Men.

I don't see monster rape cartoons every day, so I decided to take a look. The tags include anal, bondage, double penetration, pedophilia, shibari, rape, and all sorts of depravity. This is a parody of "Kimetto no Yaiba." I do not know what it is, so have no point of reference. All I know is that on the opening page, the chick already has some kind of gag in her mouth.

The comic reader on Hai.TV is decent. You can zoom in and out to fit the screen, and use the buttons at the top of the screen to flip through the pages; on page 5, this woman is restrained and her clothes are stripped off.

On page 7, her panties are removed and the monsters begin to talk about her beautiful pink hole. Since this comic is in black and white, you have to use your imagination. And the reason you have to use your imagination is because this comic is censored.

I really don't understand why doujinshi is censored. Doujinshi are DIY pornographic cartoons, drawn in some sheikh's basement. Do they censor their own sexual fantasies? I understand that official products released in Japan have to be hidden by law from the cocksuckers, but hiding the good parts of your own work seems like shameful bullshit. These bastards look like a bunch of petty little bastards. What are they afraid of?

Show us some real cartoons, motherfuckers.

I went back to the main page and scrolled down past "Latest Doujin" and "Latest Perverts". To my surprise, the third category on the screen was "Uncensored Perverts." That's right. This is what I was looking for.

I'm no hentai connoisseur, but I could tell that some of the pieces were obviously older. They could be classics. For example, "Bouken shite mo li koro episodes" is from 1990 and the animation style is a bit less realistic than the newer works listed. Clicking around, I noticed that, at least in the uncensored section, there is a wide range in the release dates of these pornographic animations. Most of them are not new releases.

On the other hand, most of the censored ones are new. My God, Japan. Get your act together. You guys make great porn, but it's time to get with the times and get with the latest Hentai, where the TV is all new, all crystal clear and crisp HD, with realistic animated cartoon animation and extreme depravity as high school girls squirt around in a hell of a sex demon! It's there, but it's been censored to shit for no real good reason.

I took a look at the most recent porn anime on that site. I figured the newest was a good way to assess the quality of the streaming. When I clicked on the play button for Self-Catering Episode 4, an animated big tit immediately appeared, with a narration by a guy talking about how sexy this girl's body is. Soon a montage of blowjobs begins, and she's bucking her hips on a pixelated penis. Or is it a hot dog, a carrot, or just a pile of flesh-colored Jenga? We will never know.

Hot Anime Bitches in Degraded CGI Fuck Movie

Back to the uncensored area, where we tried the most recent additions. It may have been added more recently than the others, but it was actually released back in 2014. I think that's new enough to try to stroke it into something as rare as uncensored hentai, which includes bondage, mind breaking, inflation, rape, and scat. Yes, fellow perverts, I'm talking about Kunoichi 1: The Breakthrough.

This one is a 3DCG porno anime. Like its predecessor, it starts playing without buffering or spamming. As usual, I have my pop-up blocker activated. There is some Japanese dialogue at the beginning, but I was so busy typing this that I didn't have time to read the subtitles. By the end of the paragraph, this CGI slut was screaming as she was being pounded in the pussy by a huge uncensored penis.

The woman being raped looks exactly like Chun Li, and I believe they are wearing the same clothes, but there is no reference to Street Fighter, so I don't know if this is a parody or not. Whatever it is, she is getting fucked hard even though she is resisting so much. I guess it's a little hard to fight off a huge monster whose entire body can be held in one hand while trying to literally cut your body in half with a monster cock.

The video is in HD, up to 720; the CG looks a bit pixelated, which makes me wonder if it was really Hi-Def to begin with. You can't usually tell with drawn animation, but the CG stuff is not as crisp at lower resolutions.

I was about to click the download button at the bottom of the video player after the hooker got fucked in the face. Oddly enough, Hentai.tv tells me to use the download button on the player instead. I guess I am just out of luck because I can't find another download in the player or anywhere else. It looks a little broken to me.

The broken download button is the only real problem I have found with Hentai.tv. Censorship sucks, but that is pretty much to be expected on a porn site of this genre. The site has a decent collection of porn manga and doujinshi, and I was never spammed like hell when watching movies. If you like really filthy cartoons that show you what is impossible in raw porn, take a look.