Gelbooru

So, faggots, I'm not one to get turned on by herbo-animated bitches, but sometimes even I like to shake things up. So today I offer you a review of a hentai site. Hentai is Japanese anime porn. Imagine masturbating to pokemon bitches, however, with the potential for incredibly nauseating shit, and you get the general idea.

Gelbooru.com is called an "image board," but to me it looks like a big search engine for hentai Gelbooru is pretty well known, and the reason is because it uses a tagging system that makes it easy to find the sick distorted pictures you're looking for. Because with over four million photos of girls and guys, from the very suspiciously young to old men with saggy asses, not to mention all sorts of weird creatures and fetishes, you can surely find what you're looking for. More on the tagging system later.

Gelbooru has been operating since 2007, and the army of squinty-eyed midgets is growing every day. You'd think they'd get tired of masturbating with their little asses, but apparently these zippers are just as horny as I am. The site was based on the source code of another famous site that has since disappeared, and Gelbooru is now the world leader in hentai bitches.

That's good, but the fucking ads make me sick.

When you first go to Gelbooru.com, you might find it terribly disgusting. Between the full-screen ads raping the entire background and the masturbatory image count shown by animated women holding signs, you can turn back and never go back. However, if you actually type something into the search bar and hit the SEARCH button, you will find something much easier to grasp.

Let's say you type in the word "taint" like I did. Then you'll immediately see a bunch of pictures of cartoon taint girls, as labeled by the person who uploaded them. Yes, photos on Gelbooru always indicate that the loser who uploaded them has "taint" in them. How convenient.

A number of "tags" are displayed on the left side. These are popular tags used on other photos.2girls. alcohol. hand support. There's even one called "blue kimono." That gel boy freak makes me sick. Anyway, you can enjoy looking at these random tags when you're bored or looking for inspiration for a session.

Who drew this.

As I said, all of the content is provided by other users, and it's huge - four million photos that would take me a month to complete. In addition to photos, you can also find animated GIFs and videos using tags like "video" and "animated"; typing "animated bitch_face" will give you a bitch face animation.

Now let's talk about the Gelbooru tagging system. We know it's a good system. I've actually used it and seen how popular it is, and I'm convinced that it's a good system. It's not just cartoons, it's also DC characters like April O'Neil from TurtleI know you guys like to talk in secret circles and say things like "Kitna sabe ko intei no Fujiwara wa kawaii~~~ senpai" and look down on normal people who don't understand what you say. But still, as a site, I think this attitude is not a good idea. It makes Gerbourg unfriendly and unintuitive. You must be joking.

Also, you should chill with the advertising.

Conclusion.

In typical weeb fashion, Gelbooru.com (often misspelled as 'Gelbooru', 'Gelbro', 'Gelboru', 'Gelboro', 'Gelboro', 'Gelbooru', 'Gembowl', 'Gelbro') is the type to find clever and well-made, but also very inclusive and hard to penetrate. It's like a fucking cartoon. At first you watch it thinking "what the fuck is this fucking cartoon," but at some point it grabs you and you get hooked and start exploring all this weird shit that five minutes ago you would have called pederasty. That's what this site is, and it's the best site ever.

Have fun. And don't forget to commit seppuku for being a queer who can't even touch a real girl.