Escortify

Credit must be given to the thoughtful branding of Escortify. The brand name is almost identical to 'ThePornDude. And it doesn't have a big-headed, hilarious mascot who makes dirty jokes while reviewing adult websites (and having sex with porn stars on PornDudeCasting). But they've managed to come up with a name that sounds catchy and tells you exactly what you'll find in it. You can cram it into a sentence as a verb and it all sounds natural. So, who wants to escort tonight.

Escortify.com.au claims to be "Australia's smartest, sexiest and most innovative private escort and adult directory." The front page cover says they are "cutting edge," "revolutionary," and "beautiful." Frankly, most sites make loud claims about what they offer, but most of them don't have the traffic to back it up; Escortify, on the other hand, gets a couple hundred thousand visitors a month. The big question for any escort directory is how many of those visitors are just looking for escort services and how many of them are placing their ads. That's what I want to find out today.

That's a lot of Australian promiscuity.

If you haven't already realized from the AU link, this incarnation of Escortify is aimed at an Australian audience. However, this brand also works in New Zealand, and I did a review of one version of this site on ThePornDude. So elsewhere in the world, you'll have to choose others from my extensive list of escort sites.

This means you can find escort services all over Australia. There are drop-down menus at the top and bottom breakdowns. Here you can choose locations in New South Wales, Queensland, Western Australia, Victoria, South Australia, and the Capital Territory. Fuck a prostitute in Sydney, make love to a tranny in Brisbane, or ask a dominatrix BBW to stomp your balls in Adelaide. It's up to you.

Of course, all of these listed places mean nothing if no one advertises their services. Fortunately, many of the workers on this site sell their wares. Today's tally means that your chances are high and look great. There are thousands of escort services on the site. They have a cool 69 in Newcastle, almost 1900 babes in Sydney alone, a thousand in Melbourne, plus hundreds in Brisbane and Adelaide. I hope the 69 I found in Newcastle is not the only 69. In case you didn't catch my drift, it's a joke about mutual oral sex with prostitutes.

I started my search by going through thousands of Sydney girls, and Escortify shows Diamond Girls first. These are escorts, dominatrixes and sensual masseuses who get paid extra money to advertise on the site. At the moment I have my pick of ad agencies with a couple of exotic chicks, an Asian chick in a mask and bondage gear and a blonde in a bikini with a blurry face, Tory Burch.

Following the Diamond Girls offer a wide range of private VIP escorts. For example, inWould you buy crap on the Internet without flipping through the reviews section or at least checking the star rating. I know this data can be manipulated - look at any ad for cheap accessories on Amazon with thousands of reviews as proof - but it goes a long way toward helping you decide how to handle your paycheck.

I wish they would introduce a reviews section at some point, but the site really comes close to perfection when it comes to escort listings. The overall presentation is great, bright and sexy, yet doesn't seem cluttered, and the interface is intuitive enough to find what you're looking for without much effort. Also, a few search filters and the ability to see what you've already bought wouldn't be out of place, to say the least.

By and large, these complaints are very minor. They are not reasons to avoid Escotify.

Credit must be given to the thoughtful branding of Escortify. The brand name is almost identical to 'ThePornDude. And it doesn't have a big-headed, hilarious mascot who makes dirty jokes while reviewing adult websites (and having sex with porn stars on PornDudeCasting). But they've managed to come up with a name that sounds catchy and tells you exactly what you'll find in it. You can cram it into a sentence as a verb and it all sounds natural. So, who wants to escort tonight. Escortify.com.au claims to be "Australia's smartest, sexiest and most innovative private escort and adult directory." The front page cover says they are "cutting edge," "revolutionary," and "beautiful." Frankly, most sites make loud claims about what they offer, but most of them don't have the traffic to back it up; Escortify, on the other hand, gets a couple hundred thousand visitors a month. The big question for any escort directory is how many of those visitors are just looking for escort services and how many of them are placing their ads. That's what I want to find out today. That's a lot of Australian promiscuity. If you haven't already realized from the AU link, this incarnation of Escortify is aimed at an Australian audience. However, this brand also works in New Zealand, and I did a review of one version of this site on ThePornDude. So elsewhere in the world, you'll have to choose others from my extensive list of escort sites. This means you can find escort services all over Australia. There are drop-down menus at the top and bottom breakdowns. Here you can choose locations in New South Wales, Queensland, Western Australia, Victoria, South Australia, and the Capital Territory. Fuck a prostitute in Sydney, make love to a tranny in Brisbane, or ask a dominatrix BBW to stomp your balls in Adelaide. It's up to you. Of course, all of these listed places mean nothing if no one advertises their services. Fortunately, many of the workers on this site sell their wares. Today's tally means that your chances are high and look great. There are thousands of escort services on the site. They have a cool 69 in Newcastle, almost 1900 babes in Sydney alone, a thousand in Melbourne, plus hundreds in Brisbane and Adelaide. I hope the 69 I found in Newcastle is not the only 69. In case you didn't catch my drift, it's a joke about mutual oral sex with prostitutes. I started my search by going through thousands of Sydney girls, and Escortify shows Diamond Girls first. These are escorts, dominatrixes and sensual masseuses who get paid extra money to advertise on the site. At the moment I have my pick of ad agencies with a couple of exotic chicks, an Asian chick in a mask and bondage gear and a blonde in a bikini with a blurry face, Tory Burch. Following the Diamond Girls offer a wide range of private VIP escorts. For example, inWould you buy crap on the Internet without flipping through the reviews section or at least checking the star rating. I know this data can be manipulated - look at any ad for cheap accessories on Amazon with thousands of reviews as proof - but it goes a long way toward helping you decide how to handle your paycheck. I wish they would introduce a reviews section at some point, but the site really comes close to perfection when it comes to escort listings. The overall presentation is great, bright and sexy, yet doesn't seem cluttered, and the interface is intuitive enough to find what you're looking for without much effort. Also, a few search filters and the ability to see what you've already bought wouldn't be out of place, to say the least. By and large, these complaints are very minor. They are not reasons to avoid Escotify.