EmpFlix

Porn sites can look so great at first glance, but when you dig deeper, they can be as disappointing as a blue ball. Some sites have a solid appearance, with site design, plenty of features, and hundreds of thousands of pornographic videos, but when you click through, many of the videos don't load properly or the site is glitchy. It is easy to make a site look good, but actually making a good porn site is a whole other story.

You come across a new site, it looks good, it's well designed, it's well organized, and it even has community features (nice). But when you actually sit down and start looking at the site, your erection loosens up because of slow loading times, broken links, and the lack of features that made you think the site was there. This is very annoying, isn't it?

Fortunately, I'm here to help you avoid that. All you have to do is read my reviews for a few minutes out of your day and you'll know if the porn site is worth wanking over without wasting time checking it out yourself. And believe me, there is a shit ton of it out there.

Some of the common problems I've noticed that most free porn tubes suffer from are lack of useful features, shitty, lazy, cluttered, or dated site design, low quality videos, not enough videos, and (my biggest pet peeve), insufficient full-length scenes. I'm sure you have all noticed this. This is especially true on big-money sites like Porn Hub, Red Tube, or most of the sites in the Porn Hub network. Finding a simple feature-length scene on these sites is next to impossible. On these sites, just finding a full-length video is a challenge. Well, you won't have that problem. If you don't have the stamina, a 5 minute video would probably be more than enough. But if you are not a virgin living in your mother's basement, these videos are too fucking short.

So when it comes to free porn tubes, these are a big criteria for me. The site should look good, be well organized, have many high quality videos to choose from, have plenty of longer videos, and it never hurts to have some additional community features thrown in there as well. If you've read some of my reviews, you already know what I think: porn is meant to be a last resort that pussies resort to when it's not feasible. Porn is not meant to be enjoyed. So if a porn site can help you in your crusade to get laid, then so much the better, and the community feature is what makes it possible. Send a message to a girl in your area and you might get laid with her by the end of the week. It would be hard to run out. Even if you did nothing but masturbate every single day, you'd never run out of porn, and even if you started fapping to all the videos currently posted, the site would have doubled in size. That's the beauty of free porn tubes.

But every porn tube has a shitload of porn (or better...). . There is nothing necessarily special about it. What distinguishes porn tubes is the quality of these videos. It's not just the resolution of the video (although that's important too), it's how easy it is to cum. How likely you are to cum. That's what we're here for, right? But I think the majority of the videos on Empflix are standard pro-studio hardcore porn. There are no niche productions. They state in their brief introduction that they cater to all niches, and that seems to be true (except that you probably won't find any really twisted shit here... For example, literal shit (thank you Satan, Lord of Darkness)), and if your tastes are a bit on the weird side, there is a section of weird pornography in abundance.

As for the site's design, it's not bad. I like it. It has a modern feel to it and the organization and layout is pretty good. I like the black and blue theme. It's something you don't see a lot of on porn sites, so it feels fresh. I also like that all the categories on the site are listed alphabetically on the left side of the thumbnails. This makes it easy to browse the site. You can also filter videos by All or HD, Newest, Top Rated, Featured, User Video, or Most Popular, and Duration (All, Short [1-3 minutes], Medium [3-10], Long [10-30], or Full Length [30+]). I love all these different options and the freedom to control the pornography.

Some areas for improvement...

The only downside to this app is that you can't select multiple options at the same time. For example, if I want to filter videos to show only long and full length videos, I'm out of luck; I have to open two tabs and browse the two length options separately. The same goes for categories. Why can't you combine two categories at once and have it work as a macro filtering feature. A huge missed opportunity, in my opinion.

Another feature of Empflix (often misspelled as "emplix", "ampflix" or "emflix") is the community feature. You can add friends, subscribe to members, post comments on their walls, and send messages. It is now up to you to get a real cock with this feature. If you don't succeed, again, with your cock.

However, there are some glaring and major problems with this site.