Cunt Empire

CuntEmpire.Have you ever wanted to build your own cunt empire, not those well-trained guys who keep knocking on your door like ThePornDude Villa, but it's a worthy goal to strive for. Rather, it's about a small or large slice of the online adult industry's pie. There's nothing like making a lot of money while getting turned on by a lot of beautiful whores.

CuntEmpire.com is a business management simulator where you manage resources and build a huge porn empire. If you consider yourself a super stable genius with good business sense, you'll find this game not only challenging, but also a plot to masturbate to. The game was launched in late 2019 and is currently being played by over 1,000 people a day. Let's take a look at what they're into.

Sexual art and real porn stars

CuntEmpire's loading screen shows some slender-faced bastard lying on a couch with a couple of wads of cash and some hot bitches giving him lots of attention. One of them is upside down, his legs thrown behind his head, and he's being deeply fondled with his fingers. Another caresses him and whispers sweet words in his ear while thrusting a pink dildo into her own pussy, while a third sucks his predatory hard cock and looks at the viewer "fuck me." The picture is so vivid and sexy that by the time I hit "LET'S GO," I was hard. Yes, LET'S GO.

Already on the loading screen I knew it was a tough game, but I had no idea that the star of CuntEmpire was a real big porn star. This isn't some random hentai schoolgirl, but a digital version of Little Caprice who utters the opening lines.

"Let me get this straight," says Caprice, "I got fired for fucking the producer's wife, Mark, I told you to keep your dick in your pants. There's one word missing in the last sentence, but that's what it says on the screen. There are a few other minor typos in the opening section that make you wonder if it was all done by someone who doesn't speak English, or if they just cut corners in editing. The design of some of the text boxes is also clumsy, and some of the colors overlap, making it difficult to read.

Mark, an elegant gentleman, says at the beginning of the book, "It's not my fault, she fell asleep with her mouth open." Mark dreams of building his own porn empire. It's up to you to fulfill his dream by playing the role of Mark.

So, let's build your adult empire.

After a short introductory dialogue, it's time to start building your pussy empire. First there are just webcams and BDSM shows. Spectacular bondage costs $10,000 and you only have $600. It seems like a small start, but don't worry, you only need one webcam, Benjamin.

I bought my first webcam and it won me several awards. I got more money back than I spent, won some cards, and got a new video part. The items were randomly selected, and I didn't know what was on the selfThis is a webcam style scene in which she fondles her tits on camera and then strips naked. In this scene he fondles her tits on camera and then strips naked. He fucks her face and she turns over to fuck him from behind.

In many games the clips and animations are too short and barely watchable. It's strictly a montage, but it's not grated to a tee and provides more than enough time and action to get drunk out of your mind before you get back to running the business.

I messed up my keyboard again and accidentally closed the window. I hadn't signed up for the Pussy Empire account yet, but thanks to the cookie I was able to go straight to episode two when the page reloaded. If you use your browser's porn mode, without an account you have to start over every time.

One of the things I really liked about CuntEmpire.com is that it requires no app purchases, and I was able to play long enough without being asked to buy anything. In-app purchases are completely optional, which is not always the case with free-to-play games, which can cripple progress if played by cheapskates.

There's more depth to Cunt Empire than I expected from a porn opener. The gameplay and the sexy animations and videos are addictive.