CooMeet

Remember the Chatroettes? They had a great idea that quickly turned into a random dick generator. Random chat sounds great until you realize that it's just a bunch of perverts like you. Other companies have tinkered with this method over the years, adding various wrinkles to random chat. (I mean figurative wrinkles, silly. Nobody wants to see your ballsack hanging down to your knees.) CooMeet is a random video chat site that bills itself as the No. 1 video chat with girls online.

CooMeet.com has been around since 2011, refining its formula and sharpening its edge over the years. Today they get millions of visitors a month. Someone is obviously having some fun over there, and I am really interested to see what it is all about.

Chat Roulette with Real Beautiful Girls

The landing page for CooMeet is quite attractive. In the screenshot at the top of the screen, you'll see girls who look like models waiting for you. Frankly, they are models. Every webcam and dating site does the same thing to lure you in. This site combines the two, so it's no surprise that there are professional beauties here. I'm not saying you won't talk to or meet gorgeous models on this site, but I call them as I see them.

The basic setup of the site is spelled out in the opening blurb. According to the blurb, this is a next-generation social introduction agency. It is an online video dating, social networking, and messaging tool for meeting strangers online instantly.

There is free webcam video chat with no sign-up required. Press a button and a random girl pops up. If you don't like her, hit it again.CooMeet offers a new extensive. It sounds a hell of a lot like Chatroulette, only with girls instead of wieners.

That's CooMeet's big gimmick: girls instead of wieners. The landing page explains that instead of just clicking through the endless parade of mushroom chips, women are identified so you can get your muck on.

You have to realize that the entire landing page is geared toward men. There is much temptation to talk to real, genuine women, but I see nothing to try to get those women to sign up. It seems a little strange to me, but I will reserve judgment until I see how easy it is to chat these bitches up.

Video chat with hot women for free!

There is a button that says you can try it for free with no registration required. I clicked on it and CooMeet asked me if I was a guy or a girl; it indicated that I had to be over 18 and agree to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. You know the standard bullshit. Once that was done, it was time to play.

Before you can start your search, the site has to give you access to your webcam and microphone, which seems fair enough. This is not one of the virtual peeps you'll find on my list of live sex cam sites where you can anonymously watch girls fool themselves with carrots before eating their vegetables . I'll just put on a clean shirt and wipe the mustard off my face before I go outside.

Before I clicked the button to start my search, I checked my handsome face all over. There is a small checkbox that limits the selection to only the "best" women, but requires a balance of at least 120 minutes. Since I didn't even register, let alone get a credit card number, I guess I would have to look at ugly women too.

A few seconds later, a pretty Russian woman appeared in the chat window. She didn't smile, but I decided to exercise my porn guy charm.

"What's up?" I asked loudly as I activated the microphone.

She didn't answer verbally, nor did she change her grim expression. But I typed a message asking how I was doing. I think it's a little silly to chat via text when we're connected via microphone, but oh well. I thought When In Rome and tried to respond in kind.

It turns out that the free version is a bit crippling. Every message I tried to send was met with a NOT SENT message and a link to a sign up page. To make it extra awkward, the chat window would stay open while you fumbled with the registration part. It hoped I chose a different ratio with my booze and Cialis cocktail. The unfortunate Russian woman might have been utterly bewildered, ignoring that beautiful face hidden in CooMeet's fee structure.

Unraveling this crazy fee structure

CooMeet is not the most expensive site I have ever reviewed. Most porn sites cost $30 a month, and the webcam site is "free," but with the caveat that if you fall in love with or become addicted to the pubes of hot Colombian women, you will go completely broke. The site's standard membership is $5 a month for a year, with a 50% discount.