Throw the word retro in an unfashionable way, and this time it really is. ColorClimax is literally a retro porn site with a huge library of vintage porn movies, all of which are available in their entirety. I have a lot to say about this amazing site and the level of quality they offer. All the dirt on this site seems to come from one source: the Color Climax catalog. There is a long story behind the name, but I won't go into details.
Simply put, Color Climax was a Danish company founded by two brothers who decided to become a porn producer and distributor. They created Color Climax with the hope of becoming the most incredible porn company in the world, and they succeeded. At the time they acted against the law, but today these videos are retroactively legalized, so today you can watch them on the Color Climax website. These are retro films that used to be illegal material, but are now mostly vanilla compared to regular western porn.
Danish porn magic
The 60s was a tough time when this shit first came out. Most Western countries have dealt with porn like the plague. Such obscenity was considered indecent. Showing your cock or pussy on camera was taboo, even if it was perfectly legal. However, the laws of the day took their toll and most of the videos produced by Color Climax over the decades remained largely unknown to the public. Yes, they were technically successful and sold millions of copies. However, they were relegated to the underground and never allowed mainstream success. Well, this site is here to fix that. Now you can watch original color climactic feature films from anywhere in the world. And that's exactly the respect these films deserve.
So what kind of porn are you actually watching. Well, it's mostly vanilla guys in fucking scenes with girls in various sexual positions. Blowjob is also very common. Most of the videos also feature two couples of girls and one guy, as well as a few trans chicks and some gay shit. There don't seem to be any real restrictions on pairing, genres are more or less non-existent. It's all the same genre. People are fucking and cameras are recording their actions. Nothing more to say about the damn cropping of these videos. The brothers who created Color Climax may have been enthusiastic, but they didn't make any new contributions to porn. They made more porn out there. Personally, I'm not complaining. You can see what sex was like in the 60s in stunning colors.
Great video, bad sound
Speaking of color, all videos are in color. There was a perception in the 1960s that color cameras were hard to come by, but I think it was possible because it was the turn of the 20th century. It probably cost them an arm and a leg, but it was worth it. This means they have been re-released in a higher resolution so they don't lose their original quality.
It's far from 1080p, but it's unnecessarily compressed and retains all of its original quality, so it doesn't really matter. All these videos are top notch. They look better than half of all the crap I've been jerking off to lately.
But one thing that really disappoints me about movies is that most of them are told after the action. So you have two chicks and one dude, but later in the booth you hear them making sexy noises for over 50 minutes, so record those sounds. It's painfully obvious that this isn't the original sound, and I hate it. I'd rather watch these things without sound than listen to the rambling narration while I try to immerse myself in the action.
too many fucking voices
The story is not bad. In fact, I think they did a great job with what they had. But they also mixed soft instrumental music with flutes and guitars playing casually at full volume. So between that and the added moans, the sound seems like a disaster. The film also has a lot of dialogue. The movie is long and most of the scenes have a lot of warm ups and no real sex in between. Actors joke, have fun and joke. Everything is fine, but sometimes it cringes, because it is clear that the lips do not correspond to what is being said.
It even seems that there is too much voice, given the action on the screen. I'll explain what I'm talking about. Imagine a girl being fucked by two guys by the pool. The camera is 20 meters away. They suck and fuck and you can hear the three moaning randomly into the microphone, which is clearly inches from their faces. Moans are heard alternately, but they are loud. This sound is very distracting as it is clear that it cannot come from the action you are seeing on the screen. The music is too loud. Too loud. Everything is noisy.
Your grandma was a hot thing in the ass
Let's get to the good parts. Cat. These bitches are fucking hot.I didn't know we came up with such a hot bitch at the time, but apparently they were all hiding out in Denmark at the time. I've seen American porn from the 60s and there's nothing like it. Even in the 70s and later, Americans were afraid to shave their pussies to show off their perfect bodies. Most pornstars looked like they were out of mommy shape. There was no such fuss. These babes are 100% certified fresh. They are young, hot, healthy and at least most of the time pussies are shaved. their bodies are damn cool. It breaks my heart to think that these little ones must have turned into old women who smell of rye and cornbread.
As for the men, they are circumcised. Seriously, what the hell. I had no idea that circumcision was so popular in Western Europe in the 60s and 70s. Maybe they were all Jews or something. This would certainly explain it. But I doubt that many of these pale, white-backed guys are all Jewish. It is likely that this was just a trend of the times. And, if you care, this guy is cute too, and he has a nice, clean body that doesn't get in the way of the action too much. I don't want to see their faces close up or anything like that. And for this, these guys are doing a great job.
Come to think of it, it all started over five centuries ago in a small Western European country with Nudie magazines. Very impressive. As a porn historian, I'm thrilled that this ancient treasure trove of porn is finding a way to regain its relevance with specialized websites that you pay a subscription to visit. The site is part of AdultPrime, but you can subscribe directly and avoid the network altogether if you wish, must be connected to the AdultPrime network. they are very annoying. I would like the color climax to be what it was.
We currently charge $120 for an annual membership and $20 for a monthly subscription. This gives you full access to all videos on your network. So figure out which bracket suits you best and dive into the retro dirt. If you want to know how your grandparents had sex, this site is for you.