What exactly are the bumpchi represent. In the site's logo, the letter B has been replaced by a woman's heart-shaped buttocks. This is the first SFW site to use women's buttocks as letters. But I still don't know if that's all it is, because butts are so common on adult sites. It could be selling anything adult related. Therein lies the difficulty of creating your own brand and getting it approved.
Next year at Christmas dinner, I can hear my grandmother say "Bum Chee." When I first pulled out the joint, I was only alerted by the adults who mentioned the recent closure of AnnonceEnTime and Humpchies, making Bumpchies "the #1 escort site in Quebec." Everyone on the internet seems to claim top dog status for something, so naturally I had to take a look and see for myself.
Bumpchies, show me on plz.
Bumpchies.com is a new site whose domain was registered only a few months ago. But the domain was registered a few months ago, and you may have to search the domain to find it. It's not as flashy as the high-paying sites, but once you go through its adult-only screens, they show exactly what you're looking for: an escort.
In the default viewing mode, you'll see a selection of premium ads from providers who have paid an extra few dollars for the top slots. On any escort site the girls are always going to big cities, so the first babe I saw was a 23-year-old, all MILF couple, trans and with big breasts, living in Montreal.
Quebec is not that big compared to the US, so I feared they would cut the location data in half and just give us a few cities to work with. The U.S. site lists Chicago as a 300 square mile area, which can be problematic for people who want to hook up in the suburbs. Bumpchies have listings in 150 different parts of Quebec, so I don't think we'll run into the same problem here. I think.
But the good news is that Bumpchies offers thousands of listings all over Quebec. In Montreal alone, there have been about 1,600 ads for prostitutes in the last month, so every MTL resident has a shitload of options. I've found girls in every city I've entered in the field, from Trois-Rivieres to Gatineau and even in small towns like Pointe-Claire.
It's great that the filter allows you to determine exactly how far you're willing to drive to get some action tonight. It's a pretty common option on sites like this, so I hope they'll implement it as the site develops. That way they can save some time and effort compared to searching through a list of all the cities within driving distance.
Who is ready for GFE and BJ's.
Bumpchies.com browse from a metropolitan area, or if you can drive to a metropolitan area, you have quite a few choices. The industry is versatile, and this is reflected in the options offered here. There are escorts, agencies, erotic masseuses, and a wide variety of salons to choose from. Anything you want tonight is true.
Just look at the latest listings on the site and I see blonde babes, brunettes and redheads, slender girls, fat girls and athletic beauties, busty chicks and those with perfect little fats. Most of the sluts on the front page are white girls, but I also see hot Nubian girls selling their services.
All of the ads on the front page are the most recent on the site. In fact, they were all posted within the last hour.Bumpchies get a constant stream of new escort ads, around the clock. This is one of the strongest indicators of the health of the escort services site, because an escort who posted an ad today is much more likely to pick up the phone than one who posted an ad a year ago. The ISP user base here is active as hell.
I clicked on a thumbnail of a 32-year-old fiery crotch with a monstrous jug popping out of her panties. Escorts can only post five photos, but at least they're candid. The woman posted close-ups of her buttocks, her cleavage and her anus plug.
The photos are not the only ones that are explicit. Some escort sites try to make you learn secret escort codes like BBBJ, COB, FBSM and HTUMA. That's great if you're a veteran of this crap, but it scares off newbies. The Bumpchies list will tell you exactly what is available in plain English. This girl is interested in strapon play, squirt, blowjob and swallowing, anal and GFE. (Hey, come on, you know at least that much, don't you. This is the "girlfriend experience," and she treats you like family).I think I'm going to get lucky tonight.
When it comes to blowjobs, squirt, swallowing and anal, they are all listed in Bumpchies.com's advanced search filter. The site offers price and activity filters, allowing you to search for what you want to do at the price you want to pay. The price filters range from under $40 to over $300, allowing you to find high-end, expensive girls and the type of girls you like. You know who I'm talking about.
I really like the inclusion of items like Cum In Mouth, Duo and Deepthroat, plus ticks for options like Car Call and Real Pics. That said, it would be nice to have filters for physical characteristics such as body type, hair color, tattoos, breast size, etc. Bumpchies.com is still a very young site, so hopefully we will see something like this in the near future. Filtering of verified profiles will also be added naturally as long as they are verified.
I decided to look for a mid-priced call girl who offers GFE and swallowing for $150-$250. (My real girlfriend always does swallows.) I checked the box, pressed the APPLY FILTERS button, and off I went. I didn't have much trouble with multiple filters and cities, but then again, this is a young site that is still gaining momentum.
It was one option after another: the red-cheeked, raven-haired nymphet, the impatient camgirl, the cranky BBW, the self-proclaimed sperm queen with a face tattoo. The only one who finally caught my attention was a fat goth girl who looked like Elvira with big boobs, wearing OnlyFans. She had a link to free OnlyFans, which intrigued me even more.
Bumpchies.com does not allow end users like you or me to register for an account. You get full, easy access to escort contacts, and no registration is required. As soon as I finish typing this review, I think I'll call this Queen of Darkness if she wants to be Queen of PornDude, at least for a night, maybe two if things go really well.
The only thing missing from Bumpchies, aside from the filter, is the reviews section. I love reading user reviews before I buy something, and I think you feel the same way reading my world-famous porn review site. I know most visitors aren't going to write about their brothel experience to share with others, but reviews are always helpful, even if you only have a few.
Bumpchies.com is a young site, but it has the qualities of a great escort directory. Quebec tends to be a bit lacking in escort sites, so this directory may be one of the best for those already living in the festival province. As the sites grow in popularity and continue to develop their infrastructure, they will only get better. If nothing else, see who is selling their services in your town.