ASMR Land

ASMRLand is a niche NSFW audio fetish site with tons of content. I know your poor cuckold wants nothing more than a horny waifu to whisper sweeties in your ear while she rides your dick. That shit is the intimacy that everyone craves. There's nothing like hearing a busty babe moaning and screaming in a candlelit bedroom. Sadly, hot sluts can't magically appear. I am not a miracle worker. I have my limits too. Sure, you can fuck a bitch in a brothel, but that's not the real deal. I may not be able to give you the girl of your dreams, but I can provide you with unique content that will take your intercourse to the next level.

Asmrland.website is, well, you can guess what this is from the domain. A site dedicated to steamy ASMR audio and stories. be careful. This is for weave. Most of the audio and story here is in Japanese. If you don't care what exactly is being said, you can easily jerk your dick to the breathtaking moans and sighs of Japanese chicks who get up close and personal with the microphone. It's a fairly new site that launched mid-year and has skyrocketed in popularity since.This niche site attracts over 140,000 horny fucks monthly.

This site is literally unusable without an ad blocker

The site has a very simple blog style design with a white background. It's whether you can see it at all. I couldn't even browse this site without going out and downloading a stronger ad blocker. I kept getting redirected to forced notification sites and pages. I couldn't even get back to the main page. Why did they think it was a good idea. We want users to actually view the content. I don't understand, man. First impressions of the site are terrible and I can see why it's not growing its viewership. That shit turns people away and shrinks your dick faster than a stripper's armpit hair.

When you launch the ad force field, you can peek under your skirt and see this site in action. You'll see a preview of his ASMR downloads in the center of the website, and a sidebar of random posts on the right. On top of all this, you'll see a simple header that allows you to sort your content by rating, tags, or categories. The rating he is not from 100% because there is no way for the user to rate the content here. By rating he means SFW or NSFW content, but I don't want to get caught listening to a kinky waifu whispering in my ear at work, regardless of the topic of discussion.

Browse from over 4,000 sexy Japanese audio experiences

You can also leave a content request if you know some nasty waifu-themed ASMR that this site doesn't already have. . I have around 4-5k downloads to check out. And the content here covers a wide range of fetish themes, from vanilla content to hardcore dark shit. As you can see, audio lets you do a little more than drawing and hentai.

This site has rape, anal, pregnancy, coeds, piss, fisting, virginity, fisting, and all that good shit. No matter how taboo or vulgar that shit is, you won't want anything. If you want to hear a Japanese girl moaning next to a mic, by all means, keep calm and find the perfect audio set for that. It was hit and miss. If you have time, it is better to search in Japanese.

Easy access to informative previews and third-party downloads

Anyway, let's talk about these previews. There is usually a preview image that gives you a solid idea of what to expect from your audio set. There's a hentai waifu picture with titles, voice actors, and all that good stuff listed. It also gives you a tag list and RJ codes so you can look up the exact audio scene and read more about it yourself. can. There is also a download link available for the file in question. You'll have to go through a third-party site where the links are hosted, but this is pretty standard procedure for sites like Asmrland.

The download worked fine and I never encountered any file or corrupted issues. There is a list of audio files to listen to, a Japanese script if you want to read it, and sometimes an illustration to go along with it. All in all you get a decent amount of content and you're not paying for it this content is definitely on the niche side but horny weave he asmrland is We think you'll love what we offer.

Mobile site is fine. The format is down, but I've run into too many problems that it's really not worth it. It requires a .rar file downloader and some kind of ad blocker to browse mobile sites, but even then some files were unstable and did not download properly. If you really need those horny waifus on the go, go ahead and use the desktop version of the site and send the files to your phone.

ThePornDude Favorite Features

You're certainly getting some pretty unique content, and there aren't many sites like Asmrland. At least for free, you get a high-quality Japanese audio experience you won't find anywhere else. The catalog on this site offers a lot of choices. If that's your kink, you can have some horny Japanese slut whisper in your ear because she calls you big brother. The options here seem endless. And all files can be downloaded for free at a low price.

I half expected to get just the audio files and no other extras, but the site surprised me with the amount of content I could get with each download. The script was a nice touch, especially if you don't speak Japanese. Just throw that shit into Google Translate and you're off to the fucking races. Additional illustrations packaged with some downloads made the experience even better.

ThePornDude Suggestions

Oh my god, please lower the tone of the ad. Some banners and redirects are understandable. After all, you can get premium content without paying the premium cost. However, not being able to use the fucking site is unacceptable. I am not exaggerating. I had to download a second ad blocker just to access the awful homepage. It's ridiculous. Most users don't need to make the effort that I did. If I was a regular user and wanted to try some Japanese audio, I would have turned my tail and found a site that actually wants me to use it.

ThePornDude's final thoughts

Overall, Asmrland.website offers truly unique content. This shit was great. You can browse a robust catalog with thousands of incredibly niche audio experiences of gasping Japanese bitches. It was not static or poorly produced sound. These sluts are up close and personal with high quality microphones. It was a great site that I would have considered a must see if it weren't for the terrible ads. They really spoil the whole experience. But hey, if you can get past them, this site is worth a look.